What happens when one night youre friends drug you to try to make you loosen up, and you accidently get married to the one and only bad boy taylor caniff .
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Maggie's POV ------------------- I woke up with someone's arms around me, I slowly grab the base ball bat beside the bed and quickly turn around and hit the person "AAAH FUCK MAGGIE STOP!!" He screams and the I remember I sleep with Taylor now, I put the batt down and compfort Taylor "OMG I'm so sorry" I say leaning over to him while he's holding he's head "what the fuck why would you do that?!" He asks, just as I'm a bout to answer all the guys come crashing threw the door "WHAT HAPPEND" Nash screams "YEAH WE HEARD YOU SCREAM" carter says/screams "well my wife, Maggie over here" Taylor says and points to me and I smile innocently "decided to FUCKING BEAT ME WITH A BASEBALL BAT" he screams the last part and turns to me "I'm sorry I forgot I was sleeping with you" I say "well we're all gonna go to bed, Maggie no more beating Taylor with a baseball bat no matter how much he deserves it, and Taylor no screaming like a white girl that just spilt her Starbucks on her best bitch, okay? Okay" Cam says and they all walk back to their bedrooms.
"Well I'm gonna go to bed now, AGAIN" he says "ok well I'm gonna go make break fast" I say "wait please tell me your not a early risser!?" He asks digging he's head in the pillow "does waking up at half past seven every day count?" I ask "YES" he screams "then yes I am well goodbye" I say and walk out of the bedroom to go make breakfast.
When I get to the kitchen I make LOADS of pancakes and lots of bacon and eggs, I mean I do live with eight hungry teen age boys, I set up the big table with the food.
I eat my food and go and sit on the sofa and go on social media, my phone starts blowing up with #tayggie .... How I hate my life right now.
I get snapped out of my thoughts by all the guys screaming down the stair "CAN I SMELL BACON AND PANCAKES" they all scream and run and jump in the chairs and stuff their face with the food "your welcome" I say as I get up from the sofa and lean on the chair that Taylor is sitting on stuffing he's face "thank you" they all mumble with bits of food falling out of their mouths. Ew .
With in a short time they are all done eating and I clean al the dishes, as I'm washing the dishes the a pair of arms snake around my waist, "babe when can I have my batchula party" Taylor asks "I don't know when do you want it plus you have to organize it" I say while concentrating on the dishes "Ok thank you btw the food was beautiful" he say "thank you" I say and he walks out of the kitchen.
Taylor POV ---------------- I walk in the living room away from Maggie "so when can you have the batchula party?" Nash asks "when I want, and we have to organize it" I say "yasssss we can have stripper and nude girls hanging off the ceiling" Hayes says "Hayes you're 15 that's underage drinking and sexual site it's gonna get dirty you are not coming" gylinsky says "yea" Nash says "oh please do you remember when I walked in and you get we're all having drunk joint sex with some random chicks from the club al together I mean it doesn't get any worst than that" Hayes says they all agree "fine you're aloud to come " I say "yay" Hayes says running around the room "Taylor don't worry we are going to organize you're party it's a suprise" Cam says "fuck no, I'm not letting you guys organize me anything You guys are bonkers" I say "yeah course your not crazy at all" Cam says "yeah dude please let us organize it a suprise" Nash says "fiine" I say and walk out the room to Maggie.
Maggie's POV ಥ_ಥ
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I finishe cleaning the dishes i went upstairs to get dressed, i put the clothes on above ^ and went down stairs and just as im about to leave Taylor calls me "MAGGIE GET YOURE ASS IN HERE NOW WE HAVE TO DO THE GIRLFRIE-WIFE TAG THINGY" i sigh and walk into the room full of boys and sit down next to taylor while hes setting up the camera "do we have to act all lovey duby and shit?" I ask "yes you have to kiss me" taylor says smirking i just roll my eyes "personally i think we should practice kissing upstairs alone before we record" he says with a smirk "personally i think we should start recording before i slit youre throat and blame it on shawn" i say "hey why me blame it on nash!" Shawn says "hey why me fuck sake shawn it should be blamed on cam!" Nash says "wait hold up youre all saying this because yall have no dicks and are scared to be blamed for the death of taylor" cam says smirking "well my dicks much bigger than yours" nash says "well you should see mine" hayes says "HAH hayes you aint got no dick" nash yells "oh yeah wanna see it?!" Hayes says getting up "GUYS GUYS calm down we all know that i have the biggest dick here thats why i get all the girls" carter says.
"I mean have you guys even seen my dick its like, 3 foot" Shawn replies, nodding hes head.
""Well my ones... Four billion METRES long!" Nash replies shaking hes head.
"Guys be quiet! No one wants to know the size of youre little pickles, so piss off and go play in the back yard!" I yell as they all moan and shut up, they all sit down as Taylor starts the video.
"Hey guys today im here with-" i cut him off.
"Meeeeee!" I smile, "yes you, A.k.A Maggie." He smiles.
"And were going to do the wife-girlfriend tag thingy" he pauses, "ill ask the questions first".
"So Babe, whats my favorite colour?" He asks.
"Ummm red" i reply, i mean all of his bandanas are red, well most of them.
"Ok good, whats my favorite food?" He asks.
"How am i suposed to know, you eat everything!, i guess you like pizza.
