I screamed. I didn't know what was happening. The Joker rushed in with his shotgun, ready to shoot someone.
"What happened darlin!?" He asked with his gun aimed and ready to fire.
"I think I'm going into labor!" I screamed as he picked me up and ran me to the car. We rushed to the hospital.
"May I help you?" The nurse asked in a monotone voice, not looking up.
Joker looked at me, then to her again. "No, I just thought I'd came to the hospital for the hell of it." He said sarcastically.
The lady looked up. "Sir, I'm gonna ask one more time: may I Help you?" She asked, obviously irritated.
"My girlfriend is in labor I need a doctor right away!" Joker said. The lady pulled a talking device from her desk. "We need a wheelchair, I gotta lady in labor." She said, her voice still calm, and I could hear it in the lobby.
In just a few seconds a bunch of nurses came in with a wheelchair and rushed me to the delivery room.
~10 hours later~
I could hear myself breathing heavily and apparently so did Mr. J. Cause he came running in as soon as the doctors ok'd it.
"How you doing cupcake?" He asked as he came onto my bed.
"Kinda tired. But I'm not craving pickles and chocolate ice cream anymore so that's good." I said giggling.
He kissed my forehead. "It's all gonna be ok sugar plum."
I hugged him. The nurse came in all to soon, but I was happy to see my baby girl. "Puddin' ain't she gorgeous!?" I squealed.
"Absolutely beautiful." He responded.
A few days later when we got home we had our beautiful baby girl, Billie Annicka Quinn with us.
"Hey Harley-" Joker started.
"Puddin' I know you're tryin to make me happy, but don't call me Harley. Just let me bug you about, cause now that your doin it....I don't like it." I kissed his cheek.
"But why? You beg me to call you by your name and when I do you beg me to stop? I don't know what's with you. But ok." He said.
"Thanks. Darlin." I said. He looked at me weird for a second.
"Cupcake. Please don't call me darlin it's we- oh! I get it now! No problem sugar plum!" He said as he wrapped his arms around my waist.
Just then Billie started cryin. I broke from his arms and picked her up. For a few minutes he was speechless as he walked over.
"We were havin a moment. Couldn't that wait?" He asked. I glared at him. "No? Ok."
I rocked Billie to sleep and put her in her crib. I took my hair down and wiped my makeup and crawled into bed. Not long after the Joker joined me. He wrapped his arms around my waist and kissed me.
"Good night, angel." He said.
"Goodnight Puddin'." I said, and kissed him goodnight and fell asleep.
I woke up to a baby cryin. Oh no. I thought. Joker came in from our bathroom.
"What the HELL is that noise!?" He asked.
"Babe. Its Billie. Your daughter.
"Oh. Well, Shut her up." He yelled before going back into the bedroom.
I sat in my sheets for a little while before getting up and feeding Billie. I took her into my room and leaned her against a pile of sheets. I played with her for a little while until Joker came in again.
I put her in the crib in our room. I went over to Joker and wrapped my arms around his neck from behind. I leaned my head on his shoulder and looked at him.
"You know darlin. This is really gonna take some getting used to." He said.
I giggled and kissed him. "Yea. Puddin'. It is. But I think we can do it. I think we'll make great parents." I said as I kissed him again and went over to Billie.
"Me to, pumpkin. Me to." He said and he came over with us.
