There must've been a meeting because of a bunch of people coming in and sitting at a big table. The only one that scared me though was cat woman.
I guess I just feel threatened by women. I know she's really into the Bat, but I went over by Mr. J just in case. He turned around in his chair so he was facing me. The next thing I know I'm on his lap in the chair. My legs were over the arms and my head was on his shoulder. I hugged him tight and he hugged back. I took my left hand and put it on my stomach and looked at the rest of the guys.
"Hey, Joker, who's the pretty lady?" Asked one of the guys. Mr. J set me down in the chair, calmly. He walked over to the man and held him against the wall.
"That's my girl, and if you so much as touch her. I will snap your neck quicker than you can say 'sorry'. Got it?" He asked, keeping his calm.
The man nodded. Mr. J put him down and came over here and picked me up.
"Meeting disclosed." He put me down on the couch.
"So what was the meeting about?" I asked.
He looked at me for a second. "I can't tell you that, darlin." He said. He was getting a bunch of weapons ready.
"Where are you going?"
"Not me. We." He answered.
I went into the bathroom to fix my makeup. I blushed a little and walked back into the living room. "Where are we going?"
"To the ally." He answered.
I grabbed my caliber and ran out the door. I was waiting for Mr. J by the door. "Ready, babe?" I asked.
"Lets go."
We got to the Ally and Mr. J told me to go distract a group of guys so he could kill them. I went in there and one them had a knife like the Jokers and I got petrified. He and his buddies came closer to me and cornered me.
"Hey, beautiful." One of them said.
Where's Mr. J? He put the knife to my throat and cut a little. Another one cut my arm.
Suddenly something grabbed my waist and I went onto a rooftop. The figure went down and knocked them all out. It grabbed my waist again and we landed at the Wayne Mansion. I was really confused. We got inside and I realized it was the Batman.
"Where's Mr. J?" I asked. He walked in from the living room.
"Hey dollface."
The Bat had my dearly beloved.
