Kid:(Walks into class late)
Me: Why the hell are you late? You know what get the hell out of here. I'm calling your parents. And your getting expelled. Nah man I was just playing. I'm a sub. Now go have a seat.

If I were a sub
Kid:(Walks into class late)
Me: Why the hell are you late? You know what get the hell out of here. I'm calling your parents. And your getting expelled. Nah man I was just playing. I'm a sub. Now go have a seat.