Spider snakeu

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~Jams4Jimin logged on~

Jams4Jimin- THERE'S A BLOODY SPIDER IN MY ROOM

~RapMon logged on~

RapMon- That's nice

Jams4Jimin- IM SERIOUS

RapMon- Nice to meet you Serious

RapMon- I'm Kanye

Jams4Jimin- R U FUCKING KIDDING ME

RapMon- So there is a bloody spider in your room?

Jams4Jimin- yEs

~Taeeehyung logged on~

Taeeehyung- Oooh vampire spiders in da house

RapMon- That's what I thought

~YourHope logged on~

YourHope- VAMPIRE SPIDERS

YourHope- OmG WhERe

Jams4Jimin- IN MY ROOM

YourHope- SOMEONE CALL THE ANIMAL CONTROL THINGY

Taeeehyung- Lol the animal control isn't gonna do anything for a spider

RapMon- A spider isn't an animal

Taeeehyung- I think it's an insect

RapMon- It IS an insect

~SwagSuga logged on~

SwagSuga- I check my notifications, and I see Tae and Joon giving us a geography lesson

YourHope- Can we please do something about the spider??

RapMon- It's not even in your room

YourHope- BUT IT'S IN THE HOUSE, AND ITS A VAMPIRE

Taeeehyung- It's not an actual vampire ffs

RapMon- Why has Jimin gone silent?

YourHope- OMG THE SPIDER KILLED HIM

SwagSuga- Calm your tits dude

~PrincessJin logged on~

PrincessJin- Who died?

RapMon- Read the messages

PrincessJin- Oh okay

Taeeehyung- Oml the spider is so cute!!

RapMon- Wtf

YourHope- NO DONT GO NEAR IT

Taeeehyung- Jimin is fine, he just kinda......idk

Taeeehyung- Where is he?

PrincessJin- He's not in his room?

YourHope- THE BLOODY SPIDER ATE HIM OMG

SwagSuga- Shut up before I put a snake in your bed

YourHope- NOOO SNAKEU OMG PLS NO DONT

SwagSuga- I said stfu

RapMon- No u didn't

SwagSuga- Idc

PrincessJin- Where has Jimin gone??

~TheKookieMonster logged on~

TheKookieMonster- He's outside in the middle of the road

RapMon- Wtf

PrincessJin- He's in so much trouble

Taeeehyung- Oh yeah, his window is open

SwagSuga- So ur saying he jumped out

SwagSuga- Why would he do that

YourHope- Well, maybe its because a bloody vampire killer spider is in his room?

SwagSuga- Oh yeah

RapMon- *claps*

TheKookieMonster- He is coming in the house now

PrincessJin- Uhkay

Taeeehyung- This spider is so gonna be my pet

Taeeehyung- It's so freakin adorable oml I can't

RapMon- Kk we get it

YourHope- NO WE DONT

PrincessJin- Ur r definitely

Jams4Jimin- OMG THE SPIDER WAS CRAWLING TOWARDS ME AND THE ONLY WAY I COULD GO WAS OUT THE WINDOW, SO I CLIMBED DOWN

RapMon- There is nothing to climb

Taeeehyung- I'm pretty sure ur bedroom is on the ground floor

Jams4Jimin- WHUTEVER

TheKookieMonster- But may I ask why you were doing body rolls in the middle of the road

RapMon- Wtf

Taeeehyung- Okay

Jams4Jimin- I thought that the spider was on me, and i kinda freaked and tried to get it off me

TheKookieMonster- By doing body rolls

TheKookieMonster- Makes sense

Taeeehyung- Imagine a cute spider and snake as one animal omg

SwagSuga- No pls don't

YourHope- OMFG WHERE

YourHope- IM GOING TO DIE

SwagSuga- *facepalm*

RapMon- Calm down ffs

Taeeehyung- I said IMAGINE

YourHope- Okay okay good

PrincessJin- Where are you Jimin?

Jams4Jimin- Um...in Tae's room

Taeeehyung- What are you doing in there?

Taeeehyung- Don't you dare touch the spider!

RapMon- I think he's trying to kill it

Jams4Jimin- No

Taeeehyung- Then what the hell are you doing with a freakin knife?!

PrincessJin- First you leave the house without permission, now you are trying to murder an innocent spider

Jams4Jimin- This thing isn't innocent!! It made me leave the house ffs

PrincessJin- You don't need to kill it!

SwagSuga- Jimin is evil

RapMon- Yuh

RapMon- A jamless devil

YourHope- You guys r so rude omg

PrincessJin- Its time for dinner y'all

TheKookieMonster- Yuss I'm hungry af

SwagSuga- Oms was that ur stomach?

TheKookieMonster- You can hear it rumbling from there?

SwagSuga- Yeh

SwagSuga- Feed the poor child

TheKookieMonster- Yeah!

PrincessJin- I just said that it's time to eat -_-

TheKookieMonster- Yay

~TheKookieMonster, PrincessJin, RapMon, SwagSuga, YourHope, Taeeehyung and Jams4Jimin logged off~

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