"Kellin!! Come and clean your pubes out of the shower drain! It clogged everything up!!" Jack had screamed from the upstairs bathroom. Kellin was sitting down in the basement, along with Vic, his baby daddy, and Gabe, his hoe.
"Psst! Kellin!" Vic whispers to Kellin, getting Kellins attention. "Yes, daddy?" Kellin replies with a twinkle in his eye.
"Do you think Jack will find the lobster we hid in the toilet??" Vic exclaims. The only reason Kellz and Vikky had done that prank on Jack, was because Jack had shit on their pillows while they were sleeping soundly. Kellin woke up to a pile of human green shit all over the side of his face. Vic, whom sleeps differently, woke up with a pile of green human shit on his groin area. How, you ask? Let's just say... Vic is very flexible.
As Jack had pulled the pipe cleaner out of the shower drain, dark brown pubes stuck to the spikes, he had decided that instead of a shower, he would take a hot bath, along with bubble bath.
Jack always loved bubbles.
He had set the water, taken off his clothes, and went looking for bubble bath in the bathroom pantry. All that there were was Kellins favorite bubble bath, made specially for his sexy Caucasian skin.
"Hmph! He made me clean his thick nasty pubes out of the shower drain, I deserve to use his bubble bath!" Jack said. Jack grabbed Kellins bubbz, got into the tub and enjoyed himself.
"Just why does Vic have to always hang around Kellin? He's just so sexy..." Jack thought. He had always had a thing for Vic. Vic had always had that sexy smile, those smokin' hot biceps, but it wasn't like Jack had a feeling for Vic in that way. It's just Kellin was too bad looking for Vic, at least in Jacks point of view. I mean, they don't call it "Fuenciardo" for nothing.
Boom! Blast! Boom!
Oh no. Kellin fell down the stairs again.
Jack could never get any peace when he was on tour with the rest of SWS, much less when they were touring along with PTV. Jack couldn't stand it. Jack wanted to do something drastic... But he just doesn't know if it's the right thing to do...
