Killers
Snowfire - Hello readers today we shall be starting these interviewing sessions that will most likely end up with either me or FlyingPanda having our heads cut off.
FlyingPanda - Ya know I'd rather have my arms cut off wouldn't you?
SnowFire - With these people I'm pretty sure someone's going to die anyways...
FlyingPanda - *stares*...*stares* .....*stares more* .....Can I has taco now?
SnowFire - *facepalms* Uewgh... No, right now we have to bring in the guests!
FlyingPanda - *Quietly sobbing on the floor in feral position*
Snowfire - Eeeoowwwkay! The first guest is the killer with the jokers smile, the man who sounds like a pedophile telling kids to go to sleep. Pleeeeaaase weeellcoommee.....Jeff the killer! *Points to stage curtain*
*artificial crowd clapping and wolf whistling*
Jeff - *walks out stage only to trip and fall on his face* @#$! curtains! *continues to walk toward seat grumbling*
SnowFire - Watch it we don't have enough money in the budget for any more censors.
FlyingPanda - *Crawls toward Jeff's seat and sits on his lap* Gwampa can you wead me a bed time stowy?
Jeff - ........................ eh. *punches her face then throws her off*
FlyingPanda - *cough* YAY *cough* Gwampa likes me....
Snowfire - *clears throat* Oh um kay, next up we got the black eyed beauty, the girl with a grudge , PLEASE WELCOME.......Jane the killer.
Jane - *walks on stage gracefully blowing kisses to the imaginary crowd that gives a standing ovation* Now that's how ya do it! *Pats Jeff"s cheek and sits down*
Jeff - Pfftt...
FlyingPanda - *Crawls toward Jane and trys to chew on her high heeled boots* Nom Nom rawr.
Jane - *pins Flyingpanda's face to the floor with her foot* I know I'm delicious.
FlyingPanda - *scoots back and hisses*
Snowfire - Alright, now we only have one more guest, Smile dog but unfortunately uh he or she can't make it until later so we shall move on.
Jeff - Aw man that dog always gets on things like this! *slumps in chair*
Jane - Unlike you, powder face. *smirks*
Jeff - Why you- *jumps off chair and pins Jane to the chair with a knife to the throat*
Jane - Oh Jeff Im always ready, and you now that...* Presses her knife against the back of Jeff"s neck*
FlyingPanda - * crossed legged on the floor swinging her head back and forth between the killers*
SnowFire - Hey Hey HEY! Get a room when this is over we don't need to see that eeewww.... Uh sound proof please... * Laughs*
Jeff - * sits back down blushing hard* Eh? Uh?
Jane - *smirks* Heh...
FlyingPanda - *rocking back and forth in the background*
SnowFire - *stares at co host* See?! Now you've scarred the Panda for life!!! UUGGHH!!! I guess we have to continue this next time, stay tuned readers!!! BYe!! NOW SAY GOODBYE ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Jeff - Screw off......
Jane - Call me....
FlyingPanda - * whimpers*
Snowfire - Eh... Good enough....Signing off See ya!!!
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Interveiwing Characters
HumorIn this little weird talk show type thingy of ours, FlyingPanda and I, Snowfire, interview a series of crazy characters while at the same time trying to avoid getting ourselves killed or scarred for life. (Heh, it's too late for that I'm afraid...)...
