Hello! (Help me....)

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Killers

SnowFire - Hello everyone! Last time we introduced our killer guests who apparently have no problem with scaring people for life....* Points to FlyingPanda crying on the floor*

SnowFire - Say hello guys!

Jeff - Go to sleep ya nerd!

Jane - Im not a guy!

FlyingPanda - Neda am I! *Falls off chair laughing* Dat rhymed!

SnowFire - Shaddep! *Pulls on Jeffs ear*

Jeff - Geroff me ya mutt girl! *Pulls at SnowFire's wolf ears*

SnowFire - *bites hand*

FlyingPanda - *Tackles SnowFire* Stop attacking Gwamps! You got a show ta host!

SnowFire - *clears throat* Right! Onto the questions! *Sits in chair*

FlyingPanda - *Attempts to sit in Jane's lap*

Jane - *Attempts to cut off her panda ears*

SnowFire - So first question goes to Jeff! *Glares*

Jeff - *Glares back*

SnowFire - Jeff, What made you try to kill Jane over here? *Points to Jane who is playing with FlyingPanda's face*

Jeff - U-um well I- Hey I don't have to answer to you!

SnowFire - *Grins* Why are you here then?

Jeff - .......................F-fine.

Jane - *Shoves FlyingPanda off lap*

Jeff - Um at the time I was pretty insane... and I really had a crush on Jane then. So I guess I just wanted to make her beautiful uh like me.... *Blushes*

SnowFire - Jeff another question..... Have you looked in a mirror lately?

Jeff - *Grumbles 'stupid mutt girl'*

Jane - * flips Jeff off*

FlyingPanda - Now can I has taco? Pwease Gwamps? *Pokes Jeffs face*

 Jeff - Eh? Uh this girls freaking the hell out of me! Someone stop her before I kill her!

SnowFire - *Stares then turns to Jane* Okay so Jane now we've got another questi-

Jane - Whoa whoa wait, wait. First leme ask you a question why do you look like a wolf and she a panda?

SnowFire - Well Jane your going to have to ask-

FlyingPanda - *Jumps on Jeff's head* I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way! *Continues to sing*

Jeff - Hah!......*trips FlyingPanda*

FlyingPanda - Don't be a drag- AHHH!!! *Face plants on the floor then raises her head* just be a *cough* queen! *grins then faints*

SnowFire - You just had to ask!

Jane - *Shrugs*

Jeff - *Laughing uncontrollably*

SnowFire - Well lets end this here! Say bye everyone!

Jeff - *still laughing*

Jane - Wheres the bathroom?

FlyingPanda - Muashkafkhkahf........

SnowFire - Signing off! See ya!

Jane - No seriously wheres the bathroom!?

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