Killers
SnowFire - Hello everyone! Last time we introduced our killer guests who apparently have no problem with scaring people for life....* Points to FlyingPanda crying on the floor*
SnowFire - Say hello guys!
Jeff - Go to sleep ya nerd!
Jane - Im not a guy!
FlyingPanda - Neda am I! *Falls off chair laughing* Dat rhymed!
SnowFire - Shaddep! *Pulls on Jeffs ear*
Jeff - Geroff me ya mutt girl! *Pulls at SnowFire's wolf ears*
SnowFire - *bites hand*
FlyingPanda - *Tackles SnowFire* Stop attacking Gwamps! You got a show ta host!
SnowFire - *clears throat* Right! Onto the questions! *Sits in chair*
FlyingPanda - *Attempts to sit in Jane's lap*
Jane - *Attempts to cut off her panda ears*
SnowFire - So first question goes to Jeff! *Glares*
Jeff - *Glares back*
SnowFire - Jeff, What made you try to kill Jane over here? *Points to Jane who is playing with FlyingPanda's face*
Jeff - U-um well I- Hey I don't have to answer to you!
SnowFire - *Grins* Why are you here then?
Jeff - .......................F-fine.
Jane - *Shoves FlyingPanda off lap*
Jeff - Um at the time I was pretty insane... and I really had a crush on Jane then. So I guess I just wanted to make her beautiful uh like me.... *Blushes*
SnowFire - Jeff another question..... Have you looked in a mirror lately?
Jeff - *Grumbles 'stupid mutt girl'*
Jane - * flips Jeff off*
FlyingPanda - Now can I has taco? Pwease Gwamps? *Pokes Jeffs face*
Jeff - Eh? Uh this girls freaking the hell out of me! Someone stop her before I kill her!
SnowFire - *Stares then turns to Jane* Okay so Jane now we've got another questi-
Jane - Whoa whoa wait, wait. First leme ask you a question why do you look like a wolf and she a panda?
SnowFire - Well Jane your going to have to ask-
FlyingPanda - *Jumps on Jeff's head* I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way! *Continues to sing*
Jeff - Hah!......*trips FlyingPanda*
FlyingPanda - Don't be a drag- AHHH!!! *Face plants on the floor then raises her head* just be a *cough* queen! *grins then faints*
SnowFire - You just had to ask!
Jane - *Shrugs*
Jeff - *Laughing uncontrollably*
SnowFire - Well lets end this here! Say bye everyone!
Jeff - *still laughing*
Jane - Wheres the bathroom?
FlyingPanda - Muashkafkhkahf........
SnowFire - Signing off! See ya!
Jane - No seriously wheres the bathroom!?
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Interveiwing Characters
MizahIn this little weird talk show type thingy of ours, FlyingPanda and I, Snowfire, interview a series of crazy characters while at the same time trying to avoid getting ourselves killed or scarred for life. (Heh, it's too late for that I'm afraid...)...
