Snowfire - Hey hey eeeverybody! Today we aren't going to be asking questions, (even if we barley go through one) we are goin back stage to check on our little killers! Right now it one o'clock in the mornin so let's a go!
FlyingPanda- Adventure timez!
Snowfire- uh yeah...(runs down a random hallway) So okay first lets go dump something we found in the toilet, onto a little smiling freak! ( no I don't mean u smile dog)
FlyingPanda- Don't you think that's a bit childish and cruel?
Snowfire- Says the panda who dumped bleach in my fish tank and killed Mr.Puff! And when did you become... Eh ... Sane? Hmm?
FlyingPanda- The same time where mom called and said I was the better child!
Snowfire- but I don't have parents...
FlyingPanda- oh yeah forgot to tell u... We adopted you while you we're in coma last week. Yayayayay were sisters!!!!! Now I can borrow your stuff without permission!
Snowfire- GODFRIKENDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
FlyingPanda - did you say something, sis?
Snowfire- Yes I called you dumbass panda....
FlyingPanda - what I didn't catch that?
Snowfire- nothin... gah.....sis...
FlyingPanda- yeyeyeyeyeyeyey!!!!
Snowfire- uh yeah.. sure. (rolls eyes) anyways lets go dump some uh what the heck is this anyways?
FlyingPanda- Whoa I think that's the cat you tried to flush down the toilet last year!
Snowfire- Really? Wow... um is it dead?
FlyingPanda- I know! We must conduct science! (lab coat appears out of nowhere) Okay time to test response...(pulls out sharp pointy thingy) Hmm...(pokes fluffy thing)
Snowfire- O_o
FlyingPanda - Hmm (pokes again) yes..Hmm
(Cat scratches flying pandas face)
Snowfire - (zips angry wet cat into a backpack) Uh you okay there? OH GOD YOUR FRICKEN BLEEDING!!!
FlyingPanda- eh? oh um I think.. I I think...
Snowfire -uh ah uh y-yeah?
FlyingPanda- IT LIKES ME!!!!!!!
Snowfire- so much for having a sane sis.(sighs)LETS DO THIS!!!! (runs toward star labled door that says "Jeff the Killer" in crayon)
FlyingPanda- (drags wet cat bag)
Snowfire- Shh..( opens door and crawls toward the bed)
FlyingPanda- Mhuhahahah....
Snowfire- shut up!
FlyingPanda- Mhuhehehehe.. (opens cat bag and hands it to snowfire)
Snowfire- (rolls eyes and grabs wet toilet cat) And now...
*plop*
(SCREECH!!!)
Jeff - OH MA FRICKEN GOD!!!!
Jane - AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Snowfire - HAHAHAHAHAHA - uh wha- Jane?
Flyingpanda - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Snowfire shut up! (slaps panda)
FlyingPanda - ow.....
Jane - AHHH! GET IT OFFF!!!
Jeff - What the hell is goin on?
Snowfire - Um.. uh Why- uh she in- Jeff- bed?
FlyingPanda- (smacks cat away from Jane) Bad squirrel!
Jeff - shit...
Jane- were screwwd...
FlyingPanda - OOOOOHHHH BBBUUSSTTEEDDD!!!!!!
Snowfire - uh lets end it here! Uh see ya! Snow signing off! GOD TURN OFF THE CAMERA!!!
AN - Man where was my head when I typed this....
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Interveiwing Characters
HumorIn this little weird talk show type thingy of ours, FlyingPanda and I, Snowfire, interview a series of crazy characters while at the same time trying to avoid getting ourselves killed or scarred for life. (Heh, it's too late for that I'm afraid...)...
