I'm Melinda, I will be writing a journal about my life.
"Melinda! It's time for school" My Mom says.
"Mom, I'm coming, I'm just cooking breakfast upstairs"
"Okay."
Anyways, I'm so excited for school.
"Melinda, Stop talking to yourself, you little b****" Her mother says.
Melinda runs out of the house and cries and she causes rain.
She starts dancing to the raindrops.
"Oooh that's my jam" She says.
She runs to school and drops her bag that she has all of a sudden.
"Oh, Hey, you dropped your bag, now since I met you, were getting married" A Guy says.
Now since that I met him, we can get married.
I come back home and marry the guy.
"We are now husband and wife and this is our schedule for the rest of our life. Number one on my list is having s** but you really need implants because you sure are flat as hell" He says.
"You don't love me? I though you loved me! We're over" I say
"Wait, what the fuck." He says.
"We are getting divorced and I need to get to school, you broke my heart and now I'm going to kill myself at about approx. 3:15pm because I gotta get to school duh! Oh and invite everyone to my suicide party. B-bye toodles mwah mwah" I say
"Okay bye! Oh and also would you like me to bring chips or taco bell to your suicide party" He says
"I prefer chips" I say,
because in no way I'm dying eating taco bell duh.
I enter school and everyones wearing clown suits.
"Hello, welcome to clown school, this is where all the rejects come from and you must be Melinda" A girl says
"Yupadoodles" I say
"Okay well there's a lot of things you should know about this school. There are a lot of clowns in this school but the biggest baddest clowns of all clowns are the Clownstics (aka. The Plastics)."
"Oh and here they come"...
"The first girl is Karen, she's the--"
"Nah bitch, I don't have time for this"
Melinda throws pie at her face
"But I'm allergic to pie"
The girl says and crys
"And plus I'm at the wrong school, peace motherfuckers!"
I throw blue waffles at all the students and it twerk to my school
"Hi, I'm Bob, and I spy a human pancake" He says by looking at my a**
"No sir, this is cake"
"Yes, indeed, that is pan CAKE, I will be bringing you to the laboratory to test this"
He brings me to the NASA centre by swimming on the sidewalk.
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