DWMA(soul Eater Fanfic)

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I was outside of Witch Medusa's lair. With a slight yawn I walk in. Bricks came falling down which made me elegantly jump from block to block. "Have you come here to defeat me?" Asked a woman's voice.
The center stone rose revealing Medusa and Stein as I know. "Nope." I replied casually.
"Then why are you here?" She asked curiously.
"Listen, I'm not on any side and I don't belong to any organizations. I don't wish to fight or join you, but rather observe." I replied truthfully.
"So you just want to watch the show?" She asked laughing.
"Yep I don't do work for anyone or anything but myself."
She thought about it.
"Well, since you're not doing anything then you could look after Stein. Then you could leave peacefully." She replied.
I looked at her eyes. I could see people's souls. She was telling the truth.
"Alright enjoy yourself." I said taking a seat next to Stein.
"So, I heard you like dissecting things?" I asked my head resting on my crossed arms as I look up.
He laughed.
"Like? More like love!" He said psychotically.
"Okay how about I catch animals and we can dissect those?" I asked.
He looked at me with a crazy smile.
"I'll take that as a yes. God you like weird shit." I said to myself. I went outside and set some animal traps.
By the lair. Medusa said it was cool if I dissected things with Stein as long as it wasn't a person, witch,or snake.
Well she's a snake witch so I guess that made sense.
Plus killing a person is too much work. Stein on the other hand didn't care what I brought for him to dissect, as long as he got to dissect something. I just ended up knocking them off the side of the square and they were gone. Its like a garbage can.
Medusa liked it because she fed all of her snake companions.