that's Maya^ who is actually Andrea russet bc Andrea russet is perfection
me: okay
I ponder about what question to ask him, I want to start off simple. it will probably be ending in a result of dirty or nudes, but who says I'll be the one doing that?
me: how old are you?
I send it, waiting for a reply. stupidest question in the history of 20 questions.
Ethan: 20. you?
me: 18.
ethan: good, you're legal.
I raise my eyebrow at this text, who says I'll be seeing him. okay, to be completely honest, I want to see him.
Ethan: where do you live?
me: LA, like you. I'm not giving specific details, you perv.
ethan: 😏😏😏😩😩
me: pervy/horny emojis. well done.
Ethan: send a pic.
I debate it, but then agree. I snap a quick selfie, saving it to my camera roll. yes, I like snapchat better than the actual camera sometimes because it has better lighting.
me: *picture message*
ethan: that is not you.
me: it is me.
ethan: and you're only 18? you're fucking hot
I look down, beginning to blush. this is crazy, why am I blushing over some guy I've never even met. there's a knock on my door and I look up, my dad right there, "dinners almost done."
"thanks, dad." I smile and he nods.
"what are you doing? locked up in here every day?" he asks.
"it's my abyss." I say darkly, then shrug, "it's quiet. my own, personal space."
"well, your mother and I need to tell you something at dinner, so yes, God forbid you gotta sit at the table.." he explains, throwing the cloth he was drying his hands with over his shoulder,
"I've sat at the table before." I mumble and he lets out a small chuckle, then walks out and shuts the door behind him. I open my phone again and see texts from Ethan,
Ethan: where'd you go?
Ethan: I scared you away when I said you're hot? it's too soon.
Ethan: I always ruin everything, god damn it.
me: thanks for the compliment, daddy.
Ethan: daddy? now who is too clingy? or kinky...
me: get over yourself.
Ethan: your turn.
me: you're not my dad.
Ethan: ask a goddamn question, Jesus Christ.
me: don't call out the Lords name in vain, it's inhumane.
me: how long have you lived in LA?
Ethan: few weeks. just moved into an apartment with my twin brother. you?
me: my whole life.
Ethan: lucky duck
me: no. stop. people here are snobby rich kids.
Ethan: you'll get over it.
Ethan: you're single?
me: as a pringle
me: I hate myself.
me: you're not single
me: like look at you, you're gorg
me: I tend to keep spamming until u answer
me: I'm killing myself with these texts. and you're not going to answer so bye.
Ethan: wait!!
Ethan: WAIT DONT LEAVE PLEASE.
Ethan: yes, I'm single.
Ethan; as a pringle hahaha
Ethan: I see what you're doing stop.
Ethan: bye.
me: bye.
ethan: let's FaceTime. now that I've seen your face
me: no deal.
Ethan: pleaseeeeee
ethan: I want to hear your voice again.
Ethan: please??
me: sike.
me: gtg eat dinner. and no, I'm not facetiming you.
ethan: but when can we FaceTime?
me: patience, my friend, patience.
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messages • ethangrantdolan// short story
Fiksi Penggemarfunny, it all started with the wrong number. more chapters coming soon {mature content and language}