Tac Nayns Revenge

Chapter 1

            Once apon a time, in the middle of Kroger, there was a little pop-tart box.  It was all alone in the middle of the store.  No one bought it, because it had expired.  It was old now, but it wasn't really old.  All the shop owners At Kroger in California were really lazy.  They did no work at all.  The store was run down and nobody went to that store, except for 3 raccoon families, 6 Wild cats, 3 Squirrels, and 1 Turtle, witch nobody knows how it got there, but it was still there.  But anyways, the pop-tart box had expired.  Well that what people think.  Really though, Its not expired.  Not at all.  But it will be soon.  That why i'm talking about this.  Inside every top-tart box, there's a whole entire UNIVERSE!  Yes , it sounds crazy, but its completely true.  Seriously though.  Don't think i'm some crazy Maniac, cause i'm not.  But every time a pop-tart box expires, it doesn't really expire till its been expired for a whole 10 years.  Want to know why?  In the universe inside the pop-tart box, there is a whole new generation of Nyan Cats.  Nyan Cats are Cats, with pop-tart bodies, and they fart rainbows as they fly.  They are really smart animals.  But they aren't really animals.  But anyways, they are really intelligent.  There little brain is not that small at all.  Inside, it goes through a rainbow portal to Every single thing in the world.  Every math problem, every thought that they have ever had, every memory they had and all the other things they have seen, done, or thought.  But anyways, On every sprinkle on a pop-tart, is a galaxy.  So you might be wondering, what happens to the Nyan Cats when the pop-tarts expire?  And whats with the other pop-tart in the box?  Aren't there two in one pack?  And six packs in one box?  Yes, there is.  What happens is, Once the first pack expires, it moves on to the next pack, but it expires even quicker than before.  And it keeps going like that for every pack till there all infected, or expired.  If your wondering what do i mean by infected?  Well, i guess ill have to tell you.