1inch- are you fucking kidding me
2inch- I can't even hold it properly
3inch-I've never been so unsatisfied in my life
4inch-I've had bigger
5inch-good but not enough
6inch-about right
7inch-can't complain
8inch- fucking perfect
9inch- A bit much
10inch-it's hurting my insides
11inch-i can't take it anymore
12inch-I'm absolute destroyed and thats how I rate my subway sandwiches