EXPLICIT (ONLY A LITTLE BIT) BUT STILL YOU WERE CAUTIONED!
I look over at chunk. He was holding mom's statue. He stood up and started making comments about how "the old Chunk would have dropped it."
Oh,how that boy speaks too soon.
As soon as Chunk put it on the table it fell.
The dick broke off, and Mikey,Data,and Chunk went off in a frenzie.
I laughed and sat down.
"Oh,Man!" Yelled Mikey whilst I hold in my hysterical laughs.
"ASH!" Mikey yelled obviously annoyed.
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, sometimes the other Goonies call me Ash, 'cause I like catching stuff on fire.
Speaking of fire......
"Oh well." I say tearing a page out of the comic book beside me,balling it up around the statue. I got the matches out of my pocket,and almost lit one before they started to protest.
"Zea, I don't think you understand what this is for." Mouth says holding the dick.
"Yeah, if men didn't have one we wouldn't be here." Brand said.
I rolled my eyes.
"It's for right there." Mouth says pointing to my Vagina.
"Do you understand what it's for now?" He asks. I roll my eyes again. Damn, I do that a lot.
"I do, but do you? Because I remember you for hard for me earlier." I say sweetly and quietly, but with my bad luck EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE HEARD IT!
After finishing my sentence I watch my brothers and friend stare at me.
Just in time mom comes in with a women. She says her name is Rosalita and that she'd be helping out till mom's arm is fixed.
Mouth offered to translate what mom says to her, 'cause she doesn't speak English.
Luckily I speak: French,English,Spanish,German,and Greek so later I can fix what he says later.
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A.S.W
FanfictionMeet Arzealea Samuel Welsh. She is the twin brother of Mikey Welsh, but she's older by 5 minutes and 37 second. Join her as she and the other Goonies go on an adventure.
