leaving to Chicago

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by patricks_fedora01

by patricks_fedora01

Last night you set your alarm to 3am to get ready to leave to Chicago ,the clock strikes 4am and you and (YF) are headed to Chicago to meet your long lost lover Patrick stump

You) OK so you know how I downloaded falloutboys album well I thought we could listen to it while we drive to Chicago
(Your friend gives you a "really" kind of look and says I guess)
You) Ok lets listen to this song "uma Thurman"??!

(You click on uma Thurman and the song plays).

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
Oh, oh, keep you like an oath
May nothing but death do us part

She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
Bury me till I confess
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
And I can't get you out of my head

The stench, the stench, of summer sex
And CK eternity, oh hell yes

(REST OF UMA THURMAN PLAYS)

(you) (in your head) What the hell....did he just say "summer sex"?? We...had sex in the summer but why would he put it in a song

(REST OF UMA THURMAN)

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
Oh, oh, I keep you like an oath
May nothing but death do us part

You'll find your way
And may death find you alive
Take me down the line
In Gem City we turn the tide
You'll find your way
And may death find you alive
Take me down the line
In Gem City we turn the tide

She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
Bury me till I confess
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
And I can't get you out of my head

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
Oh, oh, I keep you like an oath
May nothing but death do us part

(YF) I wonder why that songs about you??
(You) ha-ha (laughs nervously) lol me too.....

(Next song PLAYS)

There's a room in a hotel in New York City
That shares our fate and deserves our pity
I don't want to remember it all
The promises I made if you just hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on

And I just need enough of you to dull the pain
Just to get me through the night 'til we're twins again
'Till we're stripped down to our skeletons again
'Till we're saints just swimming in our sins again

And there's a jet black crow droning on and on and on
Up above our heads droning on and on and on
Keep making trouble 'till you find what you love
I need a new partner in crime and you shrug

There's a room in a hotel in New York City
That shares our fate and deserves our pity
I don't want to remember it all
The promises I made if you just hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on

A birth and a death on the same day
And honey I only appeared so I can fade away
I wanna throw my hands in the air and scream
And I could just die laughing on your spiral of shame

And there's a jet black crow droning on and on and on
Up above our heads droning on and on and on
Hit it never quit it I have been through the wreck
But I can string enough to show my face in the light again

There's a room in a hotel in New York City
That shares our fate and deserves our pity
I don't want to remember it all
The promises I made if you just hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on
(Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on)
Hold on, hold on, hold on
(Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on)

(Your friend looks at you and shakes her head after the song is finished) You) what!?! . (YF) you know what!! You should have wait. (You) ohh....ha-ha.....ya

(5 HOURS LATER AND YOU ARRIVE IN CHICAGO AND YOUR ALMOST LATE TO THE MEET AND GREAT)