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"Wake the fuck up honey" as my mom says while brushing her hand on my forehead. "Nigga what the hell" I say as I open my eyes and realize I have to get ready for school. I groan while I force myself to roll off my bed and start getting ready for the day. I run to bathroom to shit then  start to plan my out fit. I pick with care and decide to wear a black Lindsey Stirling shirt with black jeans and a pair of maroon vans to add color. As I lay my clothes on my bed I slip on my shirt and my jeans brush my hair and shove my feet into my vans. When done I go to the bathroom and put on deodorant then spray myself some perfume. The scent fills the bathroom leaving a pleasant smell trailing to the kitchen where I start to eat my breakfast. Eating my breakfast in a flash I run grab my backpack and my flute say good bye to my mom and throw my Earbuds on and blast the music. Heading out the door I start to walk to my bus stop. Half way to the bus stop I trip on a big fatass Rock causing me to collapse right on the hard cold concrete. I struggle to pick my self up hoping no one saw that while looking up in the sky and start to notice a man with long hair come down from the sky "mom"?? I say "jesus"?! I question realizing it is "it's meeeeeeee" I say while he starts to fade away when I say it's me. I start to look down in confusion until I see a big fat ass yellow bumble bee bus and my fat ass bus driver with long ass 3-D nails. I bolt to get on the bus on time and successfully succeed "yes MF yes" I say and smile. "Today is gonna be great" I say to myself while smiling

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