Okay this chapter has alot of talk about sex if you are underage and dont know what sex is skip too the next chapter unless you want to be scared with the whole pirate thing and it was from hot pursuit
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Bella pov
Caroline: okay truth or dare time
Me: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Caroline: oh stop it
I giggle
Damon: dear lord you do giggle like katherine
katherine: someone said my name
Damon and stefan went to kill her but i stood in front of her and showed my fangs with the annoying addition of my vains poping out and my eyes changing a diffrent colour
Me: no one hurts my friend or else you two will have a savirly pissed off original bitch on your cases for the rest of your lifes
Nik: bekah
Everyone looks at nik
Damon: whatever shes a bitch and we are going to kill her
Me: you forget im a bigger bitch than she is and a 1000 years old i think i win
Nik: im still confuses are we talking about bekah
Bekah: whatever nik
Nik: what is it sister
Bekah: i bloody hate you
Me: now dam dam steffi sit down
I said in my sexy pout voice yet
They sit down maybe because i said that last bit a bit too demanding
Kat: hey izzy
Me: hey kat what are you doing here you know almost everyone here hates you except the sparkly disco balls
Kat: dont get all know it all on me you know i love you and is that the boy toy mhmm maybe i might do him if he wasnt a cold one theyre just rejects
Me: katty hes a roller virginia
Bekah: enough do you have to use the place we live in as a dirty word
Me: yes
I did act like katherine no wonder we are friends
Emmett: hello isnt anyone else freaked out that katherine looks exactly like elena over there or is it just me
Rosalie hits his head
Alice: hello thats what dooplëganger means
Emmett: dopple what
Me: jesus fucking christ
Kat: i see you haven't lost your way with words
I sit down and kat sits right next too me thank god i did not want to sit next to one of them
Rosalie: it means a person looks exactly like there descendant idiot
Kat: some temper anyway what are we playing
Nik: just be glad i havent killed you yet
Me: nik you do that ill be a spell away to turning you back into a vampire
Lijah: anyway caroline over here was suggesting we play a game of truth or dare
Me: bad idea knowing you kat you probably dare stefan too have se.
Bekah: eww isnt there any restriction that comes out from your mouth
Me: nope
I drank a beer i got from the kitchen a sec ago and edward was looking dissaproving
Damon: did you forget about me
Me: look behind you idiot
Damon: oh thanks
He motions a cheer
Me: so what game should we play
Kat: well i think
Me: no way we are playing that you forget not all of us are paired with someone and one of us is still a
Bekah: STOP SAYING THAT BLOODY WORD ISNT THERE SOMETHING ELSE YOU CAN SAY
me: ok hes a hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh fuck it virgin
Kat: really you can use virgo
Elena: katherine dont give her ideas
Kat: ummm i do what i want
Damon: how do you know what she was going to say
Kat: we are besties
Damon: well iz what was she going to say
I take a drink
Me: seven minutes in hevan
Kat: correct
Damon: no no no and did i mention no
Tyler: might be fun
Caroline: yea ok everyone without a boyfriend go stand by the wall edward stay here since your a virgin and all and you to ric
Me sam kat lijah klaus damon
Me: we cant play cauz we dont have enough girls unless lenna and car wud like to hook up with damon and klaus
Leni and care: eww noo
Me: hold on why dont we not play
Caroline: no klaus and damon wont play
Damon: great
Caroline: so katherine and elijah
Me: lijah you know youve always loved kat and kat youve always had deep dark feelings for lijah
Kat: izzy
Lijah: is it true
Kat: yea kinda
She said so low i could hardly hear it but obviously lijah could but i knew what she said and now im going to have fun
Me: what kat we cant hear you
Kat: yea
To soft
Me: what
Kat: YES I DO YOU HAPPY KNOW
me: yep
I bet i had the biggest smile
Caroline: now you two are a thing iz and sam are going together
Me and edward: NO
Me: i do what i want edward so for that comment sure ill play seven minutes in heaven with sam if he wants too
Sam: sure
Caroline: ok great whos first
Me: kat and lijah
Everyone: perfect
Lijah: come on katerina
Me: go into the shed its 2 minutes behind the house so we dont here it happening
Bekah: will you shut it
Kat: okay
Caroline: so it might be awkwatd for you two
Me: no not really
Sam: yeah not like we havent done it before
Klaus: wait ehem you toke bella to france for a date you told me you just kissed but it turned out
Me: he fucked your little sister
Bekah: dear lord izzy i dont need you putting images in my head please
Me: hey nik was the one who brought it up
Bekah hit nik with a pillow
Me: 321 and
Lijah: were back
Me: how was it did kat give you permission for the pirate key
Lijah: i dont even know what that means
Me: good does anyone know except sam knows what that mean
Everyone: no
Me: good
Sam: alice Japser your next
Kat sat next to me and lijah sat next to kat and the stupid pixie and the southern majour left
Sam: so lets play truth double truth or tripple truth
Me: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I think i left everyone death cauz everyone covered there ears even matt
Emmett: me first bella what does permission for pirate key mean double truth how come your sister can have sex with a human and tripple truth uhhhhh when did you date sam
Me: of course your questions were about sex ok pirate key is you know how you put the key into the hole
Everyone: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Bekah: how many times have i told you stop scaring me with these new words please
Me: um nah i love scaring you plus blame sam
Sam: true i taught you very disturbing things
Me: yea well whatever 2 emmett we are normal vampires we have a heart beat but we can control our strength umm you dont really have super strength unless your going to use it but if your nor normal stength 3 we dated 50 years ago and 321 how was it kernal pixie
Pixie: fine whos next
Emmett: us
Caroline: were next
Tyler: yeah were next ok
Me: okay its not like you two arnt going to
I mouthed and covered it so only care and tyler knew what i was mouthing ' have sex later when you two supposedly go home not your house tyler'
Tyler: well im next iz tell me more about sex with 20 people one day 2 humanity off moment 3 sam and your trip too paris
Me: thank god your not as bad as emmett okay i was with no humanity klaus daggered bekah so i turned the switch off and i got drunk there where a buch of guys 19 to be exact and all black so i invited to play with me i conviced some random guy to let us have it but i let him join so there you go 2 a humanity off moment was 1766 i was playing a guitar and pretending i was singing a sad love song and a guy came up dead 2 seconds and 3 it was nice it was very romantic
Bekah: im touched but that is disgusting 20 people
Me: one of my most stupid and regretfull thing in my entire life
I chugged down the rest of my beer and stole damon and took a sip
Damon: hey
Me: 321 and there back from the honey moon already
Rosalie: tyler caroline your next
Nik: im asking only one truth did you two do anything while i was away
Bekah: yep i had to sleep with ear buds in alot till you got back
Nik: why didnt you tell me
Bekah: cauz i didnt want too do i have to tell you everything nik
Nik: noo only that our little sister was sleeping with my best friend while i was away that would have been nice
Bekah: whatever
Me: like you were any better
Bekah: hey wernt you the one who doesnt fall in love
I look at sam and we both crackes up laughing
Alice: whats wrong
Me: havent you heard about specail friend seriously i may not fall in love but i have urges and i am very horny all the time thank god 1 hey care bear tyler how was it
Tyler: fun
Me: can anyone here count to seven minutes
Elena: i can do it while you go
Me: thx come on sam
Edward: great your cheating on me
Me: we are not together so get it through your thick skull come sam lets go have some fun
We get to the shed
Sam: hes an idiot so since your single would you like to go on a already on a date with me
Me: yes now just shut up and take my shirt off
Hey lets just say it was a great 7 minutes and we walk into the house i sat next to kat and sam sat next to me
Kat: looks like someonehad a good time
Me: of course it was an awesome date
I wink at kat and she winks kat
Edward: thats what you call a date
Me: only with sam
Nik: remind me to remember you plus sam plus date equals sex
Me: i wont
Nik: whatever
Me: bon bon jer your turn
They ran cauz they were human not vampires
Me: run so you can at least have 2 minutes
I laugh
Elena: stefan do you wanna go next
Stefan: sure
Me: so are you gonna give stefan
Elena: sure whatever your thinking just dont say it out loud
Me: i was going to say are you going to give hime the loving glare
Sam: ohh not many do that it very romantic
Stefan: okay lets stop talking please
Damon: why brother its so much fun to annoy you
Me: see this is why me and damon are best friends hes understands being annoying amazingly good looking mischieve and sexy while being a killer is awesome
Damon: exactly see were practically twins
Me: 321 and times up
They come in panting
Jermey: so what were you guys talking about
Me: why me and damon are best friends slash drinking buddies
Elena: come on stefan
Me: older sister after brother thats not wierd
Tyler: if your drinking buddies you two are automatically best friends for life and since you live forever
Me: yep we understand each other like its extremely hard to be sooooo good looking
Damon: i know right
Alaric: you two should be twins
Everyone laughs
Damon: so iz how did you and her become so buddy buddy
Kat: we are like sisters we are exactly alike more than you damon plus we really dont care about the aftermath
Me: yea and plus since everyone loves me especially kat it was easy becoming friends with her
Bekah: its soo easy for you to make friends everybody loves you
Me: 321 so bunny eater lena how was happy fun time
Elena: im not telling you
Me: okay sister your last grab matt and run to the back house
Bekah: ha ha come on matt
Me: how did matt manage to be the only normal person left i mean jer is a vampire hunter like seriously he must have the best luck in the world cauz a town full of vampires it should be impossible i mean even you elena became a vampire everyone loves you more than matt and here you are
Elena: guess it just fate
And she kisses stefan
Me: am i allowd to gag at that comment
Elena: why
Bon bon: yea everything happens for a reason
Me: ive been alive for a thousand years im kinda sick of that sentence
Jeremy: for how long
Me: 900 years thats why ive killed so many people like 2 percent of the people i killed said that exact sentence
Bonnie: they were strangers right
Me: yea i would never kill a friend an ex friend maybe but one of my friends never
Rosalie: thats
Me: sick its the truth im a damon
I put my hands in the air
Rosalie: wow bitch
Me: im not a bitch im the bitch and its miss bitch to you
Jasper: rosalie i believe you just got burned
Everyone laughed
Stefan: guessing thats one of your many mottos
Me: how did you know steffi
Stefan: okay enough with the nick names
Me: but then i cant call damon son of the dick anymore
I pouted and damon caught up with what i was doing and he played along
Damon: and then i cant call her phyco bitch
Me: yea
We were both pouting and everyone just laughed
Nik: theres a reason why you were always the the star
Me: of course no compolsion used either
Lijah: thats good isabella thats a good way not to be soo greedy
Me: hey bekah is the floosy nik is the recklass your the man of honor and im the dangerous gorgeous evil smart chic
Nik: im not that recklass
Lijah: actually you are quite recklass niklaus
Me: 321 ahh sister your back we were just talking about positions in our family
Bekah toke a seat with matt
Bekah: what was i called
Damon: a floosy
Bekah: i am not a floosy
Me: well a thousand years with a
You says otherwise
Bekah: i am not a floosy
Me: well this has been fun but im going to bed any later ill wake up and be the biggest bitch at school tomorrow
kat: im staying over for a while
Me: ii maybe we can have a sleepover
But i need sleep so toodles
Caroline: come on
Me: fine but tommmorow if you see somebody been attaked by a animal on the news it was me
Kat: you obviously care soo much about human life
Me: like you do miss i will always look after myself
Kat: just go to sleep
Me: ok
I go over to the couch and layed down on it
Lijah: good night little sister
Emmett: why is she sleeping down here
Nik: she does that so she can wake up for school
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Bellas Secret
VampireWhen damon decides to got to forks to get his best friend bella. She already knew about all this vampire crap for a long time She was actually into fashion Cheecky Drinker and loved fast cars And she was a witch