The man who came
Tonight is the night were I will ft to meet the man of my dreams the man who I met on POF the dating website for lamos such as myself let's hope he will wanna jump right to bed like me but hey I am getting ahead of myself all I know is that he is super sexy and his name is gorge according to easy A there is no such thing as a hot gorge well this guy puts Emma stone to shame.
The restaurant is super fancy I know by the little panflite thingy, that you get in the mail yeah wait a sec I hear a car pulling in and I need to put my gloss on!!!! Oh crap I am gonna be late he is gonna think that I had sex with Simone and I needed to hide him in my closet in case he came in oh shoot he even rented a limo and were the hell is my gloss!!!!! Peachy I am all out of lip stuff gotta go without some ugg my life sucks!i stumble down the stairs which doesn't make sense cause i only had like 2 or 3 shots and I am not drunk! Despite what you think I am far from it all of my shots were taking I don't get drunk off that shit! I pull my lazy ass off the floor and drag myself out the door hey that almost rhymed I am just about to turn the door nob to get downstairs and my stupid dog missy is not letting me leave! Missy get the hell outta the way I almost scream but then I remember the walls are thin he could here everything he could think missy is my lesbian lover but she is just my golden retriever that never lets me leave I tangle with her when I realize I'm a mess so I quickly tame my hair and put my horny face on and walk out the door...
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The man who ran
RandomThe man who ran is a tale of two people who meet for diner one night and they forget to use protection they need to get married to take car of the kid but when the man who ran comes back everything changes
