#YourePerfectV | Xiuhan

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1 New chat with Lu.Lu!

Lu.Lu: ayo

Xiumin.00: Oh hi

Xiumin.00: Just wondering, who are you and how'd you get my kik?

Lu.Lu: we're both in that #youreperfectv chat and it's so dead and im so bored and you seem kinda cool

Xiumin.00: Oh okay

Xiumin.00: Well hi :^)

Lu.Lu: okay but why do monkeys like bananas so much?

Xiumin.00: I don't know, why?

Lu.Lu: i don't know, that's why im asking you

Xiumin.00: I have another question

Xiumin.00: Why can't lions and giraffes have babies?

Lu.Lu: bc the giraffes neck is too long

Lu.Lu: he can't do the lion any favors (;

Xiumin.00: Oml

Xiumin.00: What would it even look like

Lu.Lu: it'd have like

Lu.Lu: a medium neck

Lu.Lu: sharp teeth

Lu.Lu: a giraffe face and a lions mane

Lu.Lu: or just a bloody clot

Lu.Lu: bc

Lu.Lu: the dna wouldn't match up

Xiumin.00: Omf

Xiumin.00: I want 10

Lu.Lu: it'd kill you

Lu.Lu: it has its daddies carnivorous tendencies

Xiumin.00: Tf

Xiumin.00: "Daddy"

Xiumin.00: What if the giraffe was daddy

Lu.Lu: oppa!1!!

Lu.Lu: uhm

Xiumin.00: Then it wouldn't be a carnivore

Lu.Lu: it'd have its mommies*** carnivorous tendencies

Xiumin.00: But you said it had to be daddies

Xiumin.00: So

Xiumin.00: Make up your mind

Lu.Lu: iT cAN bE eItHER

Xiumin.00: What if they end up not being carnivore and be cute freaking giraffes with names

Xiumin.00: And cat faces

Xiumin.00: Oml that'd be cute

Xiumin.00: I want

Xiumin.00: I need