People meet Percabeth

Lindsay Sassypants

Like! It's Percy Jackson, I thought. He jogged through the halls. I stopped him.

"Abby..." He started.

"That's my friend's name!" I snapped. "I'm Lindsay!"

"Oh... Linda- Lindsay.... Smashypantyer...."

"SassyPants!" I told him.

"Yeah. What?"

"To date you..." I told him. He rolled his eyes

"No." He walked away.

"Why not?" I cried. He didn't answer.

I began to stalk him. He was my prey. He was jogging to the parking lot where he kissed a blonde. Like ew! Who likes blondes? Oh wait.... I am one...

"Perseus Jackson! Someone might see us!" She cried.

"So what?" He asked and kissed her. There tongues danced. Ew! That blonde is kissing my guy! Grrrrrrrrr.

I broke them apart.

"Percy!!!" The blonde cried.

"Lorri. Go away," He said.

"Yeah, Lorri. Like. Go away!" I told Lorri.

"I'm Annabeth. Not Lorri!"

"Linda! Go away!" He smacked me so hard.

That's how I sorta met Percabeth'