If my Dad was...

Adam Randal Young

If Adam Young was my Dad, every weekend I would be woken up by him trying to find the right timbre for the drums in his new song. I would try and lay in every week morning when I need to go to school, but he'd be on it trying to wake me up- with the cymbals from his drum kit, either that or he'd buy an extra pair just to wake me up. My morning's would go a little like this:

Adam: *Clanging cymbals* Wake up you lazy muppet, it's time for school.

Me: But Dad...

Adam: No but's darling, get up, get dressed. *undraws curtains*

Me: But I have Chemistry today with Mr. Waite (Okay no jokes- I have Chemistry with this teacher called Mr. Waite, he's awful)

Adam: Yes, but it's your finals in a week.

Me: FIIIINNNNEEEH.

Adam: Good. Now hurry up. Mom (Abbey) is getting breakfast ready.

Me: What is it?

Adam: Waffles.

Me: YASSSSSS.

Adam would drive me to school in his normal car (not his Mustang) since he doesn't want to draw attention to himself, and then he'd go to his recording studio. Sometimes he'd text me throughout the day saying 'What do u think of 'dis' and attach a video in the middle of maths class, and the teacher would take the phone off me and see the text was from My Dad.

At the weekend we'd all watch Batman movies (Abbey too)

Me: Man that Christian Bale guy is hot.

Abbey: Yeah, I know. I don't know why I didn't end up with him - I mean I totally could of.

Adam: You wanna bet?

Abbey: Fine we'll shake on it.

*Adam and Abbey shake hands*

Me: And how on earth or we going to find out if Mom will score with Christian Bale?

Abbey and Adam: Ummmm....

When Adam is bored and we have nothing to do and we're waiting for Abbey to make lunch, Dad and I sit out on the veranda and sit in the swinging chair. I get out my phone, he puts his arm around my back.

Adam: Do you want to play a game on your phone while Abbey makes lunch?

Me: Sure.

Adam: Go on then, you pick.

Me: Whenever I pick you tell me that that game is crap and we have to play something else. Like when I picked Five Nights at Freddy's and you were too scared to play it.

Adam: I was not too scared!

Me: Oh really now?! Prove to me your not scared.

*Passes the phone to Adam*

Adam: So how do I play.

Me: You know perfectly well, you've seen me play it a gizallion times.

Adam: *nervously* Ha, ha yeah...

Me: Keep checking the cameras, but not too much or the animatronics will turn 'em off.

Adam: Yeah, Yeah I know.

Me: *trying not to laugh*

*JUMPSCARE*

Adam: AAARGH HOLY CRAP!

Me: *laughing my head off*

Abbey: Lunch is ready! You okay hun?

Adam: I just got killed by a chicken.

Abbey: I'm not going to ask...

At Christmas I am woke up by the sound of the smoke alarm. I walk into the kitchen.

Me: Dad?

Adam: Shhh- I'm on 20% on the new Geometry Dash Level.

Me: Dad, may I draw to your attention the fact the house may or may not be burning down.

Adam: Damn it. Abbey told me to keep an eye on the turkey while she went out.

Me: Well done Father.