Gusto niyo ba malaman ang kwento ng babaeng napunit ang bunganga? Find out. ^-^
BASA BASA DIN PAG MAY TIME. ^_^
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May isang babae na mahirap lamang ang buhay. Nagtitinda lamang sya ng Itlog na maalat. Maayos syang nagtitinda ng itlog na maalat ng biglang...
"MARE! MARE! *Binato sya ng itlog na maalat sa ulo ng chismosa kasi hindi marinig ng babae ang sinasabi ng chismosa" Diba magkasama tayo tumaya ng Lotto kanina?!" -chismosa
"Oo. EH bakit kailangan mong mamato ng Itlog na maalat dyan? Bakit?! Bakit nagsisigaw ka dyan?!" -Babae
"Nanalo ka sa lotto mare!"
"ABA?! Magkano napanalunan ko?" -Babae
"Sabi sa TV, 10 Million pesos!" -Alamat
"HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" -BABAE.
Nang dahil sa HUWAT nya na matagal, napunit ang bibig nya. Ang daming dugong tumagos mula sa kanyang bibig. Pero wag kayo. ;)) Nanalo yan sa lotto.
Kinabukasan:
Na-deposit na po namin sa bangko nyo ang 10 Million Pesos.
Nang pagkakuha nila ng pera, pumunta agad sila sa ospital para maipagamot ang Bibig. Pumunta sila sa mamahaling ospital na kung saan magagaling ang Doktor.
AFTER 5 HOURS OF OPERATION.
"Ayan, misis! Maganda na ulit kayo! Parang walang nangyare sa bibig niyo. Hindi halata ang tahi" -Doktor
"Aba. Oo nga noh. Maraming salamat." -Misis, habang enjoy na enjoy nya ang bibig.
"Magkano nga pala dok ang babayaran?"
"Mura lang po, Misis"
"Magkano nga?"
"11 MILLION LAMANG HO!"
"HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" -Misis
Dumugo nanaman ang bibig ng babae. Napunit ulit ito.
"SANA DI NALANG SYA NANALO SA LOTTO"
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VOW. HAAHAHAHHAHA. Actually, napakinggan ko lang to kay Papa Jack. Hahahah. Yung iba, dinagdag ko lang. Nagkasugat ka na, nagkautang ka pa. San ka pa? Dahil sa utang nya, hindi na sya nakapagbenta ng itlog na maalat. Kalamansi nalang ang nilalako nya.
