Three men are running from the police. They go in to a barn. The first man hides behind a cow. The second man hides behind a pig. The third one hides behind a sack of potatoes. Then, the police come to search the barn. They look at the cow. The man who is hiding behind the cow decides to make it more realistic and says "moo". The police are then convinced that it is just a cow and move on to the pig. The man hiding behind the pig copies the man hiding behind the cow's idea and says "oink oink". The police then continue on to the sack of potatoes. The man hiding behind the potatoes decides to do what the first two men did, but he was not sure what sound potatoes make. So, he just says "potatooo, potatoo".
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Jokes and insults
RandomThis is a book of jokes and insults that I have heard people say. Please do not take offense. Insults are meant to be insulting and they are not aimed at you personally! Also, I got some of these from pintrest. I do not take credit for coming up wit...
