Me: how do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Person: I don't know
Me: you open the fridge door, put the elephant in, and close the door.
Me: how do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Person: I don't know
Me: you open the door, take the elephant out, put th giraffe in, and close the door
Person: okay then?
Me: all the animals in the jungle had a meeting
Person:???
Me: you where walking outside during the meeting. You came across a lake that had a sign that said "danger crocodiles do not swim" you swam across and were fine. Where were the crocodiles?
Person: I don't know.
Me: at the meeting
Me: what animal was not at the meeting?
Person: I don't know.
Me: the giraffe. He was in the fridge
Person: what even... *walks away*
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My friend told me this. It confused me too.
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Jokes and insults
RandomThis is a book of jokes and insults that I have heard people say. Please do not take offense. Insults are meant to be insulting and they are not aimed at you personally! Also, I got some of these from pintrest. I do not take credit for coming up wit...