Me: why did the chicken cross the road?
Victim: to get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house
Victim: ????
Me: knock knock
Victim: who's there ?
Me: The chicken.
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Jokes and insults
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5(joke)
Me: why did the chicken cross the road?
Victim: to get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house
Victim: ????
Me: knock knock
Victim: who's there ?
Me: The chicken.
