A/N~Hello, this is my first X Reader fan-fiction ever, so if it sucks...whelp! I can't do anything about that!!! Let's see how this goes! I don't know what will happen totally...so in the mouth, past the gums, look out stomach...HERE I GO!!!
KEY: (e/c)=your eye colour (h/c)=hair colour (f/c)=favorite colour (h/l)=hair length ________=you insert your name
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I awoke in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, panting and shivering. Whew, it was only a dream. I sat on the edge of my bed and stared out my window. The beautiful night sky had a few stars visible. I had always wished that the city's power would go out and you could see all of the stars in the sky. I sighed and imagined the beautiful stars sparkling in the night sky.
My laptop started to go off. OH, MY, GOD!!! Whoops, I mean gog...hehe. I open up and it turns out Karkat started to pester me.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling chumHandle [CH] --
CG: HEY_____
CH: What now, Asshole?
CG: I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE AWAKE
CH: Do you think I would be on if I was awake? I'm a REGULAR human, piss for brainz!
CG: WHATEVER
CH: Ahh...what lovely banter that we have, KarKitty! >0<
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOKSNIFFER!!!!
CH: *sniff sniff* =^w^= ;P
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ______
CH: BAKA (this means stupid in Japanese)
CG: WHAT THE HELL IS JAPANESE???
CH: A language on this planet, upidstay
CG: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME NOW???
CH: Stupid in piglatin.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE BITCH!!! BACK OFF MY BULGE!!!
CH: HA!! I'm not even close to you or your bulge! =^w^=
CG: ARGGGGGG((my spell check said arpeggio)) !!!!!!
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling chumHandle [CH] --
Ha! And that's how you get out of that! I thought as I closed my laptop. I was wondering what he would do next. I heard a knock on my front door, wait...scratch that, I heard a POUNDING on my door. Now I know what he's going to do next, try to get his revenge in person. I LOVE MY LIFE. I slowly got up and walked over to the front door and looked through the peep hole.
"Damn it! Stinkin' genetics!" I thought out loud as you TRIED and failed to see through the peep hole. "Why'd they make it so high up!"
"SHORTY!" You heard from the other side of the door.
"Oh, my, gog! You have no room to talk nubs!" You shouted back to the short troll on the other side of the door. He banged on my door some more and I just sat down leaning against it. "I won't open up you know!"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!"
"Nope!" I kept sitting there. "Goodnight!" I said in a cheerful voice. Then I guess he FINALLY found the flippin' emergency key because I heard some rustling and then a click. I smiled and got up to push against the door. "I SAID I wasn't going to let you in, that still is in play!"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR _______!!!" Karkat yelled.
"SHHHHH!!!!! People are sleeping, loud mouth!" You whispered back. "It's like," I looked at my clock."12:05 in the morning!" I heard him growl from the other side of the door. Uh, oh. Now it becomes fun! I thought he started to push against me more than before and my feet started to slip on the carpet. I started to giggle and got my footing back. I thought for a little while then came up with a funny plan. I stepped away when he pushed again and he fell flat on his face. Then I sat on his back and laughed.
"GET OFF ME YOU NOOKSNIFFER!!!!!!!" I covered his mouth with my hand.
"I said be quiet!" HE BIT ME!HE REALLY BIT ME! "AWOUCH!!! WHAT THE FUCK KARKAT?" I held my hand with the lighter red blood genitally bubbling on my hand and ran down with a trail of ruby liquid.
"GET.OFF!"
"No, especially now since you BIT me!" I laid down with the back of my head on his and the heels of my feet on his shoes. "You are now, officially STUCK." (hehehehehehehehehe)
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A/N S0rry a80ut l34ving th3 st0ry th3r3. I don't know what to call this so post any ideas down bellow! Any ships are fine! I NEEDZ IDEAZ! I won't put out a second chapter till I get 10+ views. So, COME ONE, COME ALL!!! BYEEEEEEE >:P
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Homestuck X Reader
FanfictionThis is a story of just how I would react to Homestuck in my life. Basically I will eventually date all of the main trolls and some of the others. I DON'T FRICKEN CARE IF IT TURNS OUT GAY!!!! I'm bai in real life so...SUCK IT!! Thank you! P.S: THIS...
