Homestuck X Reader

~ATTACK OF 5 INCH GRUB~

A/N: I am writing this before I have many views so...whatever.

E/N: Please excuse her rudeness, she is very tired. So am I.

A/N: I will also never let her write another note cause she got yelled at from a friend from last time...you know who you are...not saying any names cause I don't want to get yelled at by them. >: P

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I still thought I would get a response out of the creature, I am so smart.

((Totally.))

Shut up Rebel.

((You broke the forth wall.))

You started it.

((I will make you stop.))

Try it!

((Fine!!))

The grub creature started to crawl up onto my face and laid there.

((Just a preview))

Grrr...

Scree

"Hush up grub thing. Talkin' to Rebel here." His eyes widened at my response and red, transparent tears collected at the corners of his eyes.

((You made him sad))

That's a he???

((That's Karkat))

I mentally face-palmed and the 'Karkat', I suppose, stared to do little hiccups. hic

I gently picked him up and was hugging him as he started to bawl into my shirt , lets just say that it looked like I murdered someone it was so red. I slowly swayed back and forth like I've seen mothers do in movies. I papped 'his' back

((dont deny that he's Karkat))

I am until l further notice. I don't even know how to take care of a CAT let alone a grubby thingie called 'Karkat'.

((I SWEAR ITS KARKAT))

Right, right, sure you're not fucking with me?

((...I plead the fifth))

SHIT!

((...lemons warning?))

WAIT WHAT?

((NOTHING!))

-_-

((you know what just act like one of those mothers in the shows you watch then))

You want me to kill him? Cause I watch murder shows.

((heeeeeeeeeeeell naw like be AFFECTIONATE and KISS HIM and FEED HIM and NURTURE HIM))

Oh...OK...*poof back to normal no more forth wall breakage cause that's annoying* I brought him up to my face and he was still tearing up with a wiggly frown on his face.

"Aw I'm sorry Karkat" I held him closer with the best face on (._.) and he sniffled and calmed down. I brought him back to my face. "All done?" he nodded and I pulled him into a hug and he chirped happily. I smiled for the first time in probably a week cause of the the shit that's happened.

(basically Day 1: failed drivers test. Day 2: got rejected from crush. Day 3: was kicked from favorite club. Day 4: email hacked {hence the new weird one}. Day 5: parents...not saying...Day 6: Taxes and bills. Day 7: TODAY)

I kissed his forehead cause that's what else I've seen mothers do and he blushed lightly and chirped again. I chuckled.

"What? Not like me kissing you on the forehead?" His eyes widened and he shook his head very fast that it looked like a blur. "What then?" He made grabby 'hands' towards me and I leaned forward and he kissed my nose. I smiled, blushed and chuckled at his actions. "So do you like me then?" He nods and nuzzles my cheek. That would explain why he messaged me last night knowing that I would be awake-WAIT NO ONE KNEW ABOUT MY NIGHTMARES SO HOW-

SCREE

I sighed and decided that it was a question for a later date. So for now I would have to deal with a grub Karkat and still school, drivers test, work, bills and taxes. It sucks being an adolescent.

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A.N: Hey so I thought I would put out a 4/13 special and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN EGBERT and I'm one month away from our birthday! Me a Fudgie that is. WHELP lets say HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND R.I.P HOMESTUCK THIS BEING THE LAST UPLOAD(of Homestuck not this story)! Please don't post any comments about the update cause Fudgie and I are at Act 6 Intermission 4 NOT COMPLETELY THERE BUT I THINK ALMOST! OH AND why does KK know about your awakeness hmmmmmmmmm? ;^) TBA FUUUUN byes~