Larries//The Unfunny Book Of Larry(COMPLETED✔️)

story time!

okay! this is gonna be long so here we go:

Okay, yesterday, Maddy told me Harry made a YouNow account and I wanted to check it out so I did. He has over 4K fans and was only following back 24 of them. His profile pic is a picture of Harry Styles and no one can find it on google, but I'll talk about that in a bit. Anyways, I listened to the first couple minutes of one of his broadcasts and honestly, it sounds exactly like him. I went to his profile and commented:

"ok but ur voice makes me drip"  (this is word-for-word, I didn't change a single thing.)

And like 5 minutes later, he liked the comment and commented on my profile:

"Wym 'drip'?" (this is word-for-word, I didn't change a single thing.)

I then told him about his pureness and told him he was adorable, then he thanked me and asked if I had kik. I said yes and he gave me his username. I'm not going to leak the username because that's a huge amount of privacy and I'm not sure he would like it. Plus it might not even be him so why give y'all a fake Harry Styles kik account?

Anyways,

I kiked him and I told him that it's okay if it's not really him and that I would help him keep up the act as long as he told the truth by March. He told me that it's really him, in which I asked him if he's being serious. He said yeah and that he made his YouNow account to "give back to the fans." and that he'd like to talk to me to get to know my point of view as a fan. I said sure and asked to quiz him on his life just to see if he's legit lmao and he agreed. It was mainly questions everyone knew the answer to, like what his cats names are and where he is at the moment (He's in London at the moment, if u didn't know.). He answered them correctly and I didn't really believe him but I still acted like it was him. Anyways,

Then I made my questions a little more complicated 😏. I asked him why only him and Louis are involved with drama and not Liam & Niall too. He told me:

"They [paparazzi] seem to focus on Louis and myself more because of 'Larry'." (word-for-word, I'm reading this straight from our kik messages)

I then said:

"I, myself, am a Larry shipper, but isn't he with Danielle? And you with Kendall? Both ladies seem very nice." (word-for-word)

and so here this the the convo after I said that so I'll just do this, He's H and I'm T:

H: "Well let's just say they are good friends."

T: "They? As in Danielle and Louis? What about the photos of them kissing at the ski lodge or something?"

H: "Good friends."

T: "Alright, alright. Have you had any beards? I know I'm nosy and Modest! probably wouldn't like you answering that so you don't have to answer."

H: "Idk if I should answer all that, hmm."

T: "Again, you don't have to. I was just wondering. Plus, you're your own person, so I can't tell if a girlfriend of yours was fake or not. It's your feelings, not mine."

H: "I understand, and thank YOU for being so understanding."

T: "It's alright, no need to thank me. I understand that a lot of people push their way into getting you to say stuff but I won't do that."

H: "Thank you very much. That means a lot......."

(word-for-word, straight from our messages)

and then he talks about some irrelevant stuff ngl. lmao there's more but I'll just put it in another chapter. this story is gonna have more than 1 part oops

xx. T