Part 3:
Karkat's POV:
I walked home after a long day i've spent with [Name], Sollux and Feferi. God i really hope no one thought it was a double date. Probably some Shitty ass-holes did. I'm just glad its fucking over. I finally reached my house i unlocked the door. This apartment is as shitty as Gamzee's love for Tavros, His nook-stain of a boyfriend,
---------Timeskip 1 year------------You and Karkat are now really good Friends------
I went On pesterchum to give [Name] A hard time. Its not because im an ass-hole its just because Its taking way too long for her to realize how horrible yet awesome i am. to the point where she will want to be in love with me.
--------------carcinoGeneticist [CG] Began pestering [YourHandle] [YH]--------------
CG: HELLO FUCK ASS
YH: Uhh hey Karkat
CG: OK SO...
YH:...
CG: WOW I HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT WITH YOU. I ACTUALLY ONLY CAME ON HERE JUST TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING HARD TIME
YH: Oh hahaahahh your very intricate. Why dont we go down to the bad side of town and beat up some ass holes
CG: DO YOU WANT TO?
YH: .... I don't know we could.
CG:.....YEA WE COULD. IM SAYING DO YOU WANT TO
YH: Wtf is wrong with you?
CG: I DONT KNOW I JUST FOUND MY ROOMMATE KISSING HIS BOYFRIEND. SO IM PRETTY MUCH TRAUMATIZED.
YH:.......Uh.........
CG: WHAT?
YH:.....You saw your roommate kissing His boyfriend?
CG: YEA?
YH: Im not one to judge but ok then
CG: WHAT YOU'VE NEVER KISSED SOMEONE THE SAME GENDER AS YOU?
YH: No i dont think i have.
CG: HUH THEN I GUESS THAT MAKES ME MORE FEMININE THAN YOU. AND IM A BOY
YH: Gee i wouldn't have known your gender if you handle told me
YH: and what the hell do you mean your more feminine than me?
CG: WELL SINCE I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON GUYS THEN IT MAKES ME PRETTY FEMININE
YH: Uhh i like guys
CG: I KNOW.
CG: IM JUST SAYING
YH: Oh yea. Feminine people wear skirts and dresses
CG: OK I TAKE THAT BACK
YH: Heh and you liking guys doesnt make you more feminine than me
CG: HOW SO?
YH: Well im a girl so its pretty much in my genes
CG: OH OK YOU WIN
YH: So anyways. you said you play (Game of your choice)
YH: Is that true?
CG: YES I PLAY THAT GAME. I HAVENT PLAYED IN A WHILE THOUGH. I THINK I FORGOT MY PASSWORD.
YH: I can hack you back in
YH: I mean like i can get you a new password
CG: WHAT HOW?
YOU ARE READING
If you dont fall for me. I wont fall for you (Human! Karkat x Reader)
FanfictionHeyo friends, i made this story when i was thirteen. I am currently seventeen and cringing so hard at how bad this is. I hope you cringe too.
