Im not going to type like Gamzee. whenever he's talking. Im sorry but it takes a little bit too long.
I went to see Gamzee because i have no idea what i just did. Oh fuck wait I cant [Name] Told me not too. Maybe Its ok if i just tell Gamzee. I havent told anyone else. But Sollux. Whatever. Im talking to Gamzee he has more Expirience with this shit
I walk into Gamzee's room whilst he was sleeping. I shook him a few times for him to wake up. Its like he's the heaviest sleeper on the planet. He is not waking up. After me shaking him a few times more he finally woke up.
Gamzee: Huh? what? Oh hey motherfucker
Karkat: Gamzee. I really need to talk to you
Gamzee sat up from his position then looked at me pretty confused. Ive never really gone to Gamzee about my problems. So it makes sense for him to be confused.
Karkat: Gamzee Im serious i have a problem.
Gamzee: Whats up Motherfuckin Best friend?
Karkat: OK GAMZEE WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I KISSED [NAME]
Gamzee: I told you not to do anything you'll regret Bestfriend
Karkat: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING. IT WAS A FUCKING MISUNDERSTANDING.
Gamzee: Whoa ok motherfucker.
Karkat :JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. *Runs out of room*
I ran out of the room in a stream of tears. I have no idea why. Its probably because of what he fucking said. I dont really give a shit.
I decided to get on Pesterchum to talk to [Name] About the kiss. I dont really Care About her I DONT!
She was on thank god. She probably wants to talk to me.
-------carcinoGeneticist [CG] Began Peastering [YourHandle] [YH]
CG: HEY
YH: Hey
CG: SO
YH: ....Nice Chat so far
CG: I'LL SAY.
CG: YOU KNOW YOU DONT HAVE TO BE FUCKING SECRETIVE ABOUT THE KISS YOU KNOW YOU DID IT TO ME.
YH: What?
CG: WHY CANT WE TALK ABOUT IT?
YH: I dont- I dont know okay. I dont want to
CG: WHY THE FUCK NOT?
YH: Because!
YH: I dont want to.
YH: Stop bothering me about it
CG: WHY CANT WE TALK ABOUT IT YOUR HIDING AWAY FROM EVERYONE LIKE A BIG JOKE. YOU WALK AROUND HERE ALL COOL AND COLLECTED AND JUST LIKE THAT YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS AS IF ITS NOT A BIG DEAL. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY FUCK FUCKING YOU
YH: Excuse me!?
CG: FUCK YOU I HATE YOU.
YH: I didnt even do anything!
CG: ILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID
YH: Ok please tell me because i havent done anything wrong
CG: YOU FUCKING KISSED ME THEN YOU LEFT.
YH: Karkat You kissed me!
CG: WELL.....YOU FUCKING MADE ME DO IT
YH: How did i do that?
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If you dont fall for me. I wont fall for you (Human! Karkat x Reader)
FanfictionHeyo friends, i made this story when i was thirteen. I am currently seventeen and cringing so hard at how bad this is. I hope you cringe too.