?? pov: it was time. i decided i had enough power to invade jeff's home at night, take a ' midnight snack, more like a midnight meal ' and have jeff, be my eternal worker.
jeff pov: i was on my way back when i noticed sometihing on the top of the plane. it was a bat. i shrugged and continued flying home. " gosh i wish there is no such thing as a vampire here in minecraft... " i said. ' heheheh the irony... ' i landed at the house and the bat flew into the attic. " cya later bat. keep eating those musquitos! " i said. i walked inside and was tackled by cupa. skelly andr and zoey stared at us. " u-uhh... nothin to see here! heheh. j-just... uhh.... putting her to bed! right! " i said. cupa went with it. " u-uh.. yeah! i forgot to tell you but im e-extremely tired! goodnight! " She said. i ran upstairs with cupa and i shut my bedroom door. " heh. this might be awkward but even if i built this place ive never been in your room alone with you jeff. " she said. we laughed. " true, true.. bt there's probably a reason for that! " i said joke pointing towards where the others last were. she giggled. " yeah. well its not like that. they just like joking alot with me and people i like. " she said. i shrugged. " gotta do what you gotta do. anyways, im gonna go take a shower. also, would you like the bed or the couch? " i asked. she thought. " the carpet. it has a creeper on it! " she said. " all righty then, sleep tight! ill be back in in a bit. dont drool too much! " i joked. suprisingly, i thought that would be harsh to say, but she laughed.
eriza pov: ' aka the vampire/bat that found out about jef... DUN DUNN DUNNNN!... FRICK OFF BILLY! '
it was almost time... wait.. WHY THE HECK AM I WATCHING HIM SHOWER?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MIND OF MINE?!?! uh oh... i fell off the branch and i hit the window he was showering in. luckily i was in bat form. he didnt care for a second, realizing he was singing.
jeff pov: i started singing to smugljanka. a russian song.... ' hehe you know itd happen. im soviet FOR FUNS SAKE!!! '
" Kak-to letom na rassvete, Zaglianul v sosednij sad. Tam smuglianka-moldavanka Sobirala vinograd. Ia krasneiu, ia bledneiu, Zakhotelos vdrug skazat, Stanem nad rekoiu Zorki letnie vstrechat! Pripev. Raskudriavyj klen zelenyj, list reznoj, la vliublennyj i smushchennyj pred toboj Klen zelenyj, da klen kudriavyj, Da raskudriavyj, reznoj! A smuglianka-moldavanka Otvechala parniu v lad, Partizanskij, moldavanskij, Sobiraem my otriad. Nynche rano partizany Dom pokinuli rodnoj. Zhdet tebia doroga K partizanam v les gustoj. Pripev. Raskudriavyj klen zelenyj, list reznoj Zdes u klena my rasstanemsia s toboj Klen zelenyj, da klen kudriavyj Da raskudriavyj, reznoj! I smuglianka-moldavanka Po tropinke v les ushla. V tom obidu ia uvidel, Chto s soboj ne pozvala. O smuglianke-moldavanke Chasto dumal po nocham... Vskore vnov smuglianku Ia v otriade povstrechal. Pripev. Raskudriavyj klen zelenyj, list reznoj,Zdravstvuj, paren, zabubennyj, moj rodnoj, Klen zelenyj, da klen kudriavyj, Da raskudriavyj, reznoj! " i got out of the shower and saw a bat staring at me through the window, and amazingly, i recognized it... oddly, i felt like something was wrong... i saw its wing was broken. i put some clothes on and some gloves, bringing a cage for it aswell. i put it in the cage and it resisted alot, eventually getting free. i throw the disease covered gloves on the grass, same as the cage, march inside and go to bed.
cupa pov: i heard him get in bed. ' nice, now i just have to wait a bit! ' i thought.. i was planning on sneaking in bed with him, since hes been gone so long, i felt it was necessary. i know i know, sneaky evil creeper girl... hehee. i waited 30 minutes and then i got up and carefully snuck in bed. he never knew because he was knocked out cold. he was also oddly warm. i checked and saw his neck was DRIBBLING WITH BLOOD?!?! " your next, child. " a feminine voice said. i jumped up and roundhouse kicked her in the chin, resulting in her hitting the ceiling, flying out the window, and being punctured in the arm by a large branch. she cried in pain. i was about to shoot her with the m1 garand jeff gave me, but she pleaded for me to stop. ' i-im sorry.. i couldn't help it... im a v-v-vampire! i didnt mean to hurt anyone! " she said crying. i heard jeff get out of bed. he rubbed the blood off and i saw that he didnt have vampire like features... " i know what your thinking... but its not what it seems... im.., i-im a unvampire! i discharge blood, i dont take it away. and a human doesnt become a vampire if theyre bitten either! " she said sobbing. jeff took away the gun. " h-hey! she hurt you though! " i said and pouted. " you hurt her enough. now its time for me to choose either to punish her, kill her, or let her be. " i said...
TO BE CONTINUED BECAUSE IM SNEAKY!!!!! >:D
YOU ARE READING
a creeper loves me
Fanfictiona story about a american fighter pilot who was flying in his mustang. then the g forces went up to the point of teleportation. this was.never known by the 20th century.
