The Mystery Man

Chapter Three

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In the first song
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Underline equals Finn
Bold equals Rachel
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In the second song
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Bold equals Puck
Underline equals Artie
Italic equal back up
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"...I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under," Finn sang, glee club was bored.

"A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear," Rachel faltered, the performance sucked and everyone knew it.
"That now I'm in a whole new world with you"
(Now I'm in a whole new world with you)

"Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feelings."

"Gross! Keep it in your pants guys!" Puck yelled, never one to keep it in his pants. The glee club laughed at the irony and Rachel but he flip in annoyance. She wouldn't have had to put up with this at Broadway!

"Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky"
A whole new world
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see
(Hold your breath, it gets better)

"Do you eventually leave Finny boy?" Santana yelled.

"I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back-"

"Shut up already!" Someone yelled.

"Guys! I will not have this-this heckling in our club." Mr. Shuester yelled, thankfully ending the torturous song. "Now we agreed to this theme for fun, but if you guys can't handle it well start an opera unit or something!" He continued angrily, standing up to reprimand the club. It wasn't lost on Rachel that he ended the song on purpose and was now just trying to cover my up. He is really a rather good actor.

"Yes!" Kurt cheered at the idea of an opera unit. Everyone looked at him. "What?" He looked sprung at their glares. "Opera is beautiful." Puck pushed on his shoulder to make him sit down.

"Anyways! Artie and I have been working on a song that's actually good! Band, get ready, this is disney at its finest!" Puck walked over and rolled Artie to center stage, glee cheered as the two boys cleared their throats.

"Well, little lady, let me illusinate here." Puck said dropping on one knee to caress Sam's face. Everyone laughed as he spun around and began walking down the aisle.
"Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at." Puck began smoothing his Mohawk and the glee club cheered.

"This is music!" Brittany yelled.

"Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat," Artie whipped out a comb ran it through his bangs.
"'cause everything else is obsolete.
Now a square with a horn,
can make you wish you weren't born,"

Ever'time he plays;" Puck smirked at Finn and the quarterback glared.

"And with a square in the act,
You can set music back,"

"To the caveman days.
Cha cha ba dum bo day."

"I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,"

"But a cat's the only cat
who knows how to swing."

"Who wants to dig
a long-haired gig
or stuff like that?" Sang Mike joining into the groove.

"When everybody wants to be a cat.
A square with that horn,
makes you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
Oh a rinky tinky tinky
and with a square in the act,
he's gonna set this music back
to the cave man days.

"Oh a rinky tinky tinky." Sang Brittany no longer able to stop herself from joining in too.

"Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at;" Puck spun Brittany over to Artie where she sat on his lap and they spun together.
"while playin' jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat.
Everybody digs a swingin' cat." Puck pointed to the drummer and the guy smirked.

"Oh boy fellas lots rock this joint!" Puck sang in the least stereotypical Asian voice ever.

"Haha groovy cats!" Mike sang laughing at Puck. They motioned for everyone to get up and dance, and everyone paired up. Brad began the piano part and Puck just winked at Tina.

"This part was really racist guys." He sang in beat.
"Like really racist guys." Everyone laughed.
"That's a hot one." They all danced until the harp player began to slowly pluck at the strings.

"If you want to turn me on," Quinn sang joining in, Puck wiggled up closer to her and basically grinds as she sang.
"Play your horn don't spare the tone,
And blow a little soul into the tune." Santana and Brittany slow danced, and Sam grabbed Kurt away from Blaine, everyone laughed, as Blaine gave Kurt a puppy dog look.

"Let's take it to another key," sang Artie, adjusting his glasses.

"Modulate and wait for me.
I'll take a few ad-libs and pretty soon..."

"The other cats will all commence
Congregating on the fence.
Beneath the alleys only light." Rachel walked over to Quinn and wrapped an arm around her side.

"Where every note is out of sight." Rachel and Quinn sang together. The horn player screamed into his instrument and everyone got up and danced more.

"Everybody, everybody, everybody
Wants to be a cat!" The glee club sang together.

"Hallelujah!"

"Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat!
Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat!
Everybody, everybody, everybody
Wants to be a cat."

"Yeah!"

"Everybody, everybody, everybody
Wants to be a cat.
Everybody, everybody, everybody
Wants to be a cat."

"Hallelujah!"

"Everybody, everybody, everybody
Wants to be a cat!" Everyone laughed and gave high fives.

"That was amazing you guys!" Mr. Shuester yelled and several horn players collapsed onto seats breathless.

"Artie's off." Mercedes whispered to Kurt.

"What why?"

"Quinn didn't even glance at him the entire time. He's off the list." Kurt nodded.

"They would be an odd pairing anyways. Santana and Brittany are back together too, it can't be either of them or she would be heartbroken." Said the boy and Mercedes nodded.

"I've never seen her so happy and flushed after that performance. She sang with Puck, and they did have a baby together..." Mercedes pointed out.

"Well there's only two days left in the week, we have to find out sooner or later. My money's on Puck though." Kurt said. Mercedes rubbed her chin thoughtfully.

"I think I have an idea, crazy, but it just might be true. Give me tomorrow to test it out." Mercedes said smirking.

"I don't like that look in your eye girl, but go for it."