Prayer

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Never force children to pray. At dinner a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer......

"Mark, Please pray for us," Mark's father said.

"But I don't know how to pray dad," Mark replied.

"Just pray for your family members, friends, neighbours and the poor, etc," he explained.

"Ok I'll try," he said clasping his hands and bowing his head.

"Dear Lord," he started.

"Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again. Forgive our neighbour's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work, Amen," he ended.

Dinner wwas cancelled that night.

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