Chicks, Not Dicks

Well this is awkward

...only to be met with a hetero couple making out on one of the beds in the room.
Niki sighed and crossed her arms, "Yea, hi."
The girl looked at her, "We're kind of in the middle of something."
"I can see that.", she replied in a mocking tone. The two went back to kissing. "I'm guessing this bed is mine...?", she said referring to the one that wasn't being made out on by a pair of annoyingly horny straight people. She flung her purse on the bed and started pulling stuff off of her cart. All she had on there was a suitcase, duffle bag, blanket, and pillow but it seemed like a lot. She stacked all her stuff on her bed while the couple continued to make out. The twos moaning got increasingly desperate like if they didn't keep making out they'd both die or something.
Niki started humming, trying to drown out the moaning which was excessive and annoying, especially since it didn't seem like he was going to get in her pants anytime soon, or at least not sense Niki was in the room.
Finally they girl got up and looked at her. "Why the hell are you still here?"
"Oh! I'm sorry! Does that fact that I'm in my room bother you? You're welcome to continue.", Niki said sarcastically.
"Oh fuck off!", the girl left the room, which made her guess that she must be sharing the room with the guy.
The guy sat up and looked over at her, "Dammit!"
"Oh, I'm sorry did I ruin your booty call?", she smirked.
"Actually, yes."
"Oh, gosh. Now I feel horrible!", she joked.
"Really?"
She snorted, "Hell no."
"Do you know how hard it was to convince her to come back to my room?"
"Life must be so hard for you, as a straight, cis, white male. You're so oppressed!"
"Like you can be talking."
"What's that supposed to mean?", she gave him a glare that would have made her sister shit herself.
"Nothing...", he said quietly.
"Damn right."
She pushed her cart out into the hallway because it took up to much space and promised herself she would bring it down later, that was if she remembered.
Her roommate sat on his bed studying her as she unpacked. She was certain this was more studying then he'd done in his whole high school career and was starting to make her feel uncomfortable. A person can only be stared at by a straight guy for so long before it becomes incredibly annoying. She took a deep breath and began putting her sheets on.
"So like what's your name?"
"Niki or Nick. Whichever works fine."
"Well, it's nice to meet you Niki or Nick. I'm Kyle." He stood up and held out his hand.
She rolled her eyes but shook his hand anyway.
He smiled, "So-"
Just then her phone started ringing. She checked the name, Jeremy.
"I'm really sorry but I gotta take this."
Kyle walked into the bathroom. Wait! Since when did they have a bathroom?!
"Hello?"
"Oh my fuck! My roommate is so fucking great! His name is Jordan and he's cute as fuck. He's also probably gay so guess who's gonna have sex with his super hot roommate asap? This guy!"
Niki laughed, "That's great, Jeremy. I can't wait to meet him."
"Well obviously! Just don't win him over with your 'feminine' charm."
"Shut the fuck up!", she said slightly angrily though she was laughing.
"What about your roommate?"
"He's cool."
"He?"
"Yea, he."
"Is he gay? Please, please tell me he is! Because if this with me and Jordan don't work out I'm going to need a back up plan."
"I don't think he is, and what about that chicks number you got earlier?"
"Oh, her? I don't know. I'm feeling more in a hot guy mood. Sometimes you just need a little dick, you know?"
"No."
"Hah! Whoops, of course not. Anyway, you want to meet for dinner later? I'll text you where we're meeting and you can bring you're new, possibly hot roommate." She could tell he was wiggling his eyebrows at her, and she just laughed.
"I'll ask him."