Anime Prank Calls

OHHC- Kaoru

Me: Hey readers! I changed my name to me, not Ari-Chun...

Liz: Thank God!

Me: *points to window* wanna go back out that window?

Liz: *thinks for a bit* is that a trick question?

Ari: * throws back out window* Now that she is gone lets get calling!

Alex: Who are we calling?

Ari: *jumps in air* Ahh, where did you come from?!

Alex: well, when a women and a man love eachother very much-

Ari: I don't need the talk about the birds and the bees...

Alex: well, who we calling?

Ari: should we call Hikaru or Kaoru?

Alex: Are they those blonde twins from Fruits Basket.

Ari: no... The are the red heads from Ouran High School Host Club

Alex: oh isn't Hikaru that one who eats cake and has a stuffed bunny?

Ari: ... get out...

Alex: Wait, what?

Ari: OUT! *pushes out window* now may we start?! We'll just call Kaoru! *dials number*

Kaoru: *picks up* Hello?

Ari: *makes voice sound like Tamaki's* Kaoru?

Kaoru: Boss? What's up?

Ari: I need your help

Kaoru: yeah?

Ari: I need you to come to Music room 3 to try on you costume for tomorrow.

Kaoru: um, OK *hangs up*

Alex:*crawls back inside* what's so funny about this call?

Ari: *pulls out magical video screen* Watch

Kaoru walks inside of the room. He grabs a costume off the rack. He walks to the dressing room and opens the door.

Haruhi is standing there in her undergarments. Her back is facing him and she turns around.

Haruhi: hmm, Shh! *covers self* Kaoru?! Get out!

Kaoru: *beet red face turns and runs out*

Alex and Ari: *bursts out laughing*

Ari: Well that was fun... OK bye!