rrpMe: Before I start I wanna thank ninja8789, I am glad she enjoys my prank calls! She comments after every chapter and that makes me glad to write theses.
Liz: And I'd to thank chicken for existing in my life.
Alex: Amen...
Me: guys, I was having a moment! *goes into emo corner*
Alex: You remind me of someone
Me: Tamki! We should call him!
Liz: Didn't we already do a Fruit Bowl call?
Me: OK first off, how many time do I have to tell you guys! Its not Fruit Bowl, It's Fruits Basket! Even Tamki knows that!
Liz: Why are you so mean to red heads? You act like they are dumb or something!
Me: *insert face palm* Liz, I am surprised...
Liz: That...?
Me: I haven't killed you yet
Liz: *Jumps out window*
Alex: much better!
Me: Let's get callin'! *dials number*
Tamki: Hello, Tamki speaking!
Me: Hello Its me Haruhi, Senpai
Tamki: Why yes it is, how may I help you Princess?
Me: *acts flattered* Oh your so sweet Tamki
Alex: *deepens voice like Kyoya* Hey babe, who's that?
Tamaki: Mama?!
Me: *makes voice sound like Hunny * Har-chun come back and eat cake with me.
Tamaki: Hunny-senpai?! What's going on?
Me: *back to Haruhi* the twins didn't tell you, I am having a party at my house!
Tamki: Haruhi! Don't worry! Daddy is coming! *hangs up*
Me: Lets see what happens *pulls out my magical screen*
Tamki jumps in his limo. They drive down to Haruhi's apartment.
He runs to the building and starts banging on the door. A random woman walks out. Tamki's face becomes red as he looks at the door number. Wrong apartment.
By now Alex and I are laughing so hard we are crying. Tamki is infront of a familiar door. Then there is a knock on our door.
Me: *answers* Hello...
Tamki: I tracked the number that called me, I got this address.
Me: O.o
Tamki:...
Me: *throws out window*
Liz: Hello
Tamki: well that hurt *rubs his own shoulders.*
Liz: You get use to it...
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Anime Prank Calls
FanfictionEnjoy the anime prank calls my friends and myself make!