My zombie killing diary [ON HOLD]

Chapter 4

Dear Diary,

                  last night was okay. There wasn't a zombie in sight and no bad dreams, but I still felt uncomfortable. I had decided to knock down Abbie's wall so it conjoined with Pheobe's room. Because they were the two biggest bedrooms, there was enough space for everyone to move freely and sleep in there. So I moved everbody's beds (including mine) into the new room. I had also decided that I had better teach Pheobe to kill zombies even better. I took my NHG while Pheobe took my SS again. I gave everyone else (except Sophie and Connor) NHG's as well, just in case zombies happened to get into the safe house whilst me and Pheobe where out. We got into the purple mini-van and drove outta that place. After about two miles we came across an old shack. We decided to check it out, so we clambered out and I bust down the door. There was a whole posy lurking in the shadows. As soon as they saw me they slinked further back, but when my sister stood next to me they all barged forwards, trying to get a bite of her succulent flesh. I could feel her trembling beneith me, so I held her hand and pulled out my NHG. She followed my lead and pulled out her SS. She shot the first one and I shot it again to make sure it was dead. There was blood all over my black shirt and in our hair. It was only then that the zombies noiced me and slithered back into the shadows. I then charged forward doing cartweels and handstands whilst shooting, while pheobe shot all the ones that I had hit but werent fully dead yet. "Die BITCHES!!" I screeched, and shot one in the boob (it was a girl). Her boob fell of and landed next to my feet. "Evil Scum" Pheobe yelled, and shot one that was about to bite her from behind. There was blood plastered on the wall and floor. After we shot them all, I decided it was time for the family to have some fun, so I went to the nearest theme park, which was thorpe park,and wiped out all the zombies. The place was crawling with them, so me and pheobe had a lot of fun doing the thing we loved to do. KILL ZOMBIES! I then turned on the power, waiting for the zombies to come flooding through the gate. 5 minuets later around about 20 zombies flooded the place. "Great. It's time for me to practice my gymnastics." and we wiped that lot out to. We drove home and because it was to late we didnt bother going to thorpe park. Instead we showered, had some spag bol, then tucked everyone in. Everyone fell asleep ages ago, and I have been waltzing around the house looking for zombies. It looks safe for now so I am about to go to bed. 

Bye.                          Yours Truly Jordan xxxxx