"What if we, like, promoted Adidas shoes?" Percy wondered. "Would that make Nike mad enough to show up?"
Leo smiled nervously. Maybe he and Percy shared something else--a stupid sense of humor. "Yeah, I bet that would totally be against her sponsorship deal. THOSE SHOES ARE NOT THE OFFICIAL SHOES OF THE OLYMPICS! YOU WILL DIE NOW!"
Hazel rolled her eyes. "You're both impossible."
Behind Leo, a thunderous voice shook the ruins: YOU WILL DIE NOW!"
Leo almost jumped out of his tool belt. He turned...and mentally kicked himself. He just had to invoke Adidas, the goddess of off-brand shoes.