Aries: Someone to cuddle with and $100,000
Taurus: Porn
Gemini: A Bible
Cancer: A box of tissues
Leo: Attention
Virgo: A new goal
Libra: Sleep
Scorpio: Anything that can be helpful in a murder
Sagittarius: A dick
Capricorn: Dank memes
Aquarius: Minions
Pisces: A social life
Sorry if you was offended by yours I found these online. Mine are pretty mean sometimes two but they are hilarious anyways~Alyssa
