What You Need

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Aries: Someone to cuddle with and $100,000

Taurus: Porn

Gemini: A Bible

Cancer: A box of tissues

Leo: Attention

Virgo: A new goal

Libra: Sleep

Scorpio: Anything that can be helpful in a murder

Sagittarius: A dick

Capricorn: Dank memes

Aquarius: Minions

Pisces: A social life

Sorry if you was offended by yours I found these online. Mine are pretty mean sometimes two but they are hilarious anyways~Alyssa

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