Aries: Don't even try please nobody believes
Taurus: Scary good because you actually look pretty innocent
Gemini: Hard to tell if you're lying or not you're so good
Cancer: Nope
Leo: So so good but it's only to make you look cooler
Virgo: Also scarily good like you're a beautiful cinnamon roll you shouldn't be lying
Libra: So bad not even worth trying
Scorpio: Hella pro
Sagittarius: It's hard for you to keep a straight face and lie but sometimes you can do it
Capricorn: Second nature to you really
Aquarius: Nobody can tell if you're lying, telling the truth, or being sarcastic wtf
Pisces: So good but nobody suspects