The Woman...

Chapter 1: The Beginning

     I had A LOT to drink at the bar and I saw a gorgeous woman standing there. She looked magnificent, she looked very "powerful" like she could handle anything that came her way and that is a major turn on, she didn't look that smart so she would be very easy to control if you know what I mean. I ordered two beers and drank my whiskey to help me do what I was about to do.
     I walked over to her with confidence and handed her the beer, she chugged it down like it was nothing! Man this chick can really drink, just to test her I ordered two glasses of the strongest bourbon they had. I told her that it was a contest so we both grabbed our glasses at the same time, counted to three and downed our bourbon faster than you can say "hello".
     She won! She actually drank the bourbon faster than I did and it seemed to have no affect on her whatsoever! Wow, she is amazing, at first I came over here just to see if I could get into her pants but now I wanna date her and perhaps marry her. I have never met anyone that could handle bourbon like how she just did, that's definitely future wifey.
     We talked for a while, it turns out that she works as a bartender at a different bar, she says that she finds it unprofessional to drink where she works so she doesn't. Isn't that amazing?!? Trust me when I say that on the third date I am going to get laid by her. I now have a mission to get her, I want her, I need to...well you know. She whispered into my ear "we should meet back here tomorrow at 10:00...who knows, maybe you'll get lucky." I swear she even bit her lip, is she trying to kill me?!?
      Well, it's 3:00 AM and I still can't sleep, I can't stop thinking about her and the things I want to do to her. I need to fall asleep before I do something stupid. Should I meet her at the bar in what about 19 hours? I don't know...it's extremely tempting but I don't want to seem needy, desperate, easily won over, or anything...but then again she did bite her lip. I wonder what she wants to do to me *bites lip*...no no no I can't think those things, not right now. I just got out of a horrific relationship, it was extremely toxic.
   Well I guess we'll just have to see...