Conversation: A Dramione One Shot

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Disclaimer: This is a fan fiction, a mere writing from a fan of J.K Rowling's Harry Potter Series. I don't own Harry Potter, or Draco, or Hermione. I actually don't own anyone...

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"Oi, Granger?"

"What now, Malfoy? I'm not getting you another cup of coffee!"

"Granger!"

"What?"

"Marry me?"

"What?"

"Marry me!"

"Are you bloody mad?"

"No, I'm bloody handsome!"

"That makes no sense! Stop being stupid."

"I'm not being stupid, I'm asking you seriously!"

"Malfoy, only last week I almost hexed your limbs off! What are you playing at?"

"Granger don't bring up the past! Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery-"

"Are you seriously quoting Kung Fu Panda?"

"Don't interrupt Granger! Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that's why it's called the present."

"Stop smirking like you've just recited the Declaration of Independence or something. Besides what does that have to do with anything?"

"Everything Granger! It shows you how much attention I pay to all the stupid muggle crap...I mean all the interesting muggle things you show me!"

"Quoting Kung Fu Panda does not tell me you've been paying attention; it tells me you've been ransacking my movie collection again-without my permission! Just because you now know how to use a DVD player, doesn't mean you have to use it all the time!"

"Granger!"

"Stop whining! You're not a kid."

"But Granger, marry me!"

"No! Stop asking me that! What are you playing at?"

"I'm not playing. Marry me...you don't really have a choice anyway."

"What do you mean I don't have a choice anyway? What did you do, Malfoy?"

"Well, you know how much my parents love you right?"

"Uh-huh. With as much love as you shows a spider you've squished with your fancy shoes and can't rub off the sole."

"Right. So when I told them my intentions towards you..."

"What intentions? You told your parents what?"

"That I am going to marry you-"

"Oh Merlin!

"-they unfalteringly and quite happily kicked me out of the house. For good."

"What?"

"I'm officially disowned, and depressed and desperately in need of another cup of coffee."

"Oh, for Merlin's sake, Draco! Was this whole argument so that I'd get you another cup of coffee? Malfoy! Are you that desperate to die in my hands?"

"No Granger, You misunderstood! I do want another cup of coffee, but I have my intentions towards you too!"

"Stop smirking at me like that. You look like Voldemort- the blond version. As for the coffee, I'm not making you a cup, I have things to do!"

"But Granger! Your coffee tastes the best! I don't know what you do to it, but it always make me feel better afterwards! Why won't you make me another cup? You always made it for me at school!"