I shot up out of my slumber sweating everywhere "damnit not again." The flashbacks they happen sometimes... I got out of bed and check my Pipboy for the time. 6:45 in the morning great another dreadful morning. I get into my shower that only has cold water. Man I hate cold water if I could change one of the things about this vault is the temperature of the water. Anyways I get out of the shower and put on my vault 26 outfit and get my 10mm pistol and leave my room. The first thing that I see is Johnson trying to flirt with the girl from the wasteland you don't know how much I wanna punch that guy in the face. It's not that he flirts with ALL the girls in the vault but he also DATES all the girls and breaks up with them right after he gets into their pants. The worst thing about it is that all the girls in the vault are stupid enough to fall for his corny pick up lines, but this new girl ain't having it. He tries all the pick up lines he can and she just leaves him while he's blabbing his mouth off, maybe this girl is smarter than I thought next thing I now she's coming towards me.
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Fallout
Action-A parody for fallout like no others- ⚠WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT⚠ Hope You Enjoy! Might Be Daily Added But Probably Not.
