1. I will fend off America when he flirts with me, unless I want to be hurt badly.
2. I will not eat America's florecent pink, glow in the dark, cake. The last time I ate it, I had to get my stomach pumped. ( When the doctors ran tests on the cake to see why it had made me almost die, they ended up taking it away in hazmat suits and gas masks. )
3. I am not permited to take driving lessons from America.
4. I will continuosly ask America if I can have one of his bomber jackets. ( We all know he has more than one. )
5. I will not insist that America give me the unicorn that Britain gave him. ( We all know he's mine! )
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Rules For America ( Hetalia Rule Book #2 )
FanfictionAll the rules you need to follow, that involve America. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, It would be awesome if I did, though.
