11. I will not teach America about coupons, God knows we have enough soccer Moms obsessed with them as it is.
12. I will never stop thanking him for every time that he protested for woman's rights.
13. I will not take America to an Andy Warhol exhibit. ( The last time I did, he thought the soup cans were real. )
14. I will not take America to an over-priced french restaurant. ( France kicked him out for complaining how tiny the food was. )
15. I will not let America prescribe McDonald's hamburgers to people with cancer. ( They are so toxic, it will make the cancer worse. )
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Rules For America ( Hetalia Rule Book #2 )
FanfictionAll the rules you need to follow, that involve America. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, It would be awesome if I did, though.
