Aries: Your outfit is just not working out for you.
Taurus: You suck at sports.
Gemini: You can't rap.
Cancer: Your shorter than everyone.
Leo: Magic isn't real.
Virgo: You got caught cheating.
Libra: You don't want to grow up.
Scorpio: You're hot and no one will date you???
Sagittarius: You're so much better than everyone around you
Capricorn: Your hair is falling out.
Aries: You accidentally hurt a puppy.
Pisces: You're emo.
