Lord of all the cheeseballs alive!

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I woke up! I saw Ruby, before I went to play Lego with her I got ready for school and we had 30min of spare time! "Wanna make a sibling language?" "Sure!" I respond! "But what the heck should we call it?" And Ruby, "let's call it whaap slack map!" "Cool name man!" "Ok how you say hi if lie!"And how you say lie is hi!" "Let's make stuff the opposite!" "YASS RUBY THAT A GOOD IDEA!" "YAS!" "Stop with your YAS! Are you ready nto go now?" "Aww can I stay home?" "You really think I would let you?" "No." Mom rolls her eyes and then I go to school, "AHH LORD OF ALL CHEESE BALLS ALIVE!" I screamed! I screamed cause this woman! She was ugly! She had a mole on the tippy top of her nose and, a long pointy nose and chin! Her skin was so wrinkly and pale! She had a tooth sticking out when she closes her mouth! Yuck! "Well hello there little boy!" "I'm sorry ma'am I haven't done nothing to hurt you!" "Haha! I know that!" "Well um I gotta go into class now!" "I'm your supply teacher!" "Oh I'm well welcome I guess.." There was a very the odd silence! "Ok see you there!" I smile, and I was faking it! She smiles back with a nasty rotten tooth! I go in class. "People we have a very weird supply teacher we need to do something!" "But we will get into trouble! "Just blame it on her!" When the supply walked in a big batch of vinegar spilt on her shoe! "Ma'am you knocked over Kate's science project!" "Aww I worked so hard on that!" Kate started fake sobbing and crying. "Oh I'm awfully sorry sweet cherry!" Kate Cries more and then the supply walks to the desk, when she laid her hands in the paper she got all yogurt on her fingers!" "You tipped over my snack I was saving for you!" Ryan said. "Oh you students are so kind and I'm making all this trouble! I'm so sorry! But look children we must get to work!" "Ok what are we learning about?" Theo said in a lazy voice. "Excuse me sir?" As Theo got her attention we putted a chair behind her so she could trip! "Agha!" She screamed! "My buttocks!" We all laughed quietly! "Oh see now I was just trying to let you have a seat as you teach us! We're sorry!" She looks at us confusingly. "Ok next time just tell me what your doing!" She said getting up! "Ok today we are going to learn about fractions and I hope all of you guys studied last highly because you teacher said to do s-" Jenny started to snore. " oh I'm sorry I went to sleep lately!" "Oh my goodness gracious! Your in for detention!" The chair thingy was supposed to be her last prank but because she did that, mark took his water bottle and squirted it in her bag. While me and Sara were putting pins on the floor. She turned back and screamed so loudly! "Ouch! You filthy children are up to something I know you guys are I just kn---" "what's going on in here?" Said the vice principal. "These kids are up to something they've been making me get hurt and smell!" The vice principal looks over at all if us. "Who has made up this plan and who has caused it tell me now or all of you will be having detention with me for a week! We all gasped!

Hey y'all! I know it's a Monday we all hate them! Anyways I enjoyed making this page cause it was funny! Also if y'all folks wanna hear some more then vote! Comment too y'all! Ok so the shoutouts go to... Drum roll....dun da da Dunn! orangeforsmiles17 thanks sis for always being there for meh! And to my old young fellow friend averylynn05 i am doing one more shoutout and it goes to tttttttttttttttttttv !!!hooray y'all! Bye y'all!

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