Kidnapped by some idiot

10 years ago

My name is Alana.

You are probably wondering why i am writing this book but because i'm an ass i'm not going to tell you.

Ok so about 10 years ago i was kidnapped by a hot boy at this party.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah i know it's always at a party...

Now stop it with the stupid crap

Here's how it went...

10 years ago on August 26 2002

Friday i went with my friend to a near by Lake to do some water activities. We went and got changed into our wet suites and we went windsurfing first.

Me and Nikki (Nicole) went first i managed to get on the board first and i was off and away but because i usually have bad luck Nikki wasn't far behind.

Nikki was heading towards one of those orange Buoys but of course she avoided it.

I yelled out to her "do you want to Race?"

She replied"Do i want to RAPE?!? N..." I cut her off by saying "RACE NOT RAPE!"

"Phopsies, i was going to say!"

"On the count of 3."

We both said in unison " 3! 2! 1! GO!"

We raced each other but for me it was more like who can capsize the most and the winner of who can capsize the most is... ME! 3 times on the way there and twice on the way back, making a total of 5 times."

I looked at my white and purple water proof watch and said "Nikki do you want some lunch?"

"Yeah sure, i'll order some pizza MY CHOICE!"

"Ok, i'll go set up the tab..le. Stupid rock."

Why do i always trip over rocks? What did i ever do to them?

So me and Nikki went off i went and set up the table and chairs. Yes the table and chairs colapsed on me or if your going to be picky about the chairs underneath me.

Table on my head was 3.

Chair on my foot or underneath me was 4/3.

Finally the pizza came can't wait to see what Nikki order yes my favourite sweet chilli chicken.

"Nikki i love you man! In the least lesbian way possible!"

"I knew you'd like my choice."

"I'm sorry Nikki. I don't like it i love it!!!!"