Random Fandom Jokes!!!!!

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!

My Sister: Mum! My nose is bleeding! Can you pass me a tissue?

Me: *Looks up from reading Blood Of Olympus for the quadrillionth time this week*
What noes bleed?
*Sees sister's nose bleeding*
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!! *RUNS INTO EMERGERNCY CABIN FOR PJO & HOO FANS*

*Sister looks confused*

Me: Guys, we have a huge problem... My sister's nose started... *GULP* b-bleeding...

*FANDOM GASPS*

Me: This calls for... *Suspenseful Music* Operation Nosebleed.

*FANS GASPS LOUDER*

*Everyone goes and grabs their preffered weapons and gets into battle armour*

Me: *CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sister looks more confused*

Sister: It was just a few drops of blood...

Me: How many drops of blood did you think it took for Gaea to wake up?! TWO! Two measley drops of blood! One from a female demigod and one from a male...
*Realizes Mistake*
OHHHHHHHH. Sorry guys... and girls. False Alarm!

*Fans give out exasperated groans and sighs*

Me: Sorry! But keep watch for any boys with nosebleeds, possibly ones at the age of 16 and look suspiciously a lot like Percy Jackson...

*Percy pops up out of nowhere (as usual)*

Percy: Come on! It was just a nosebleed! 😡😒